Mark Nightingale

The wife, the kids, the dog, a beer, a campervan - the perfect life

[Mark Nightingale @Yelvieman]

@benonwine Well done elephants - we don't need twats like him on the planet

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@RealTimVine @SirCliffNews Next you will be telling us you believe that’s his real hair too!

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@vuecinemas when are your films on Christmas Eve going to be available to book and why is the app showing very few films to book for tues 25th nov?

[Mark Nightingale @Yelvieman]

@yodel why is my parcel stuck and how can I unstick it? You’ve had for nearly a week and nothing much is happening

[Mark Nightingale @Yelvieman]

@LibDems Torridge has 2 Rs - surely someone could proofread before sending out!

[Mark Nightingale @Yelvieman]

@TrussDaniel99 @FredThomasUK Chances are they were lying

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@SWDevonRebecca are you doing anything about the ongoing water loss in Tavistock, Yelverton and surrounding areas? Or are you another chocolate teapot like the last one

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@Britains___Pubs @ChelseaDan5 @VinnieSull1van In France on holiday from about 12 I was allowed a beer, in the UK from 16

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@Lucy_Worsley Still goes to make a turd though

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@historyrock_ Jeff Beck should be at the top of that list, take Brian May off it

[Mark Nightingale @Yelvieman]

@currys @CurrysServices waited in for washing machine to be delivered yesterday only to get message at gone C 7pm that the driver was out of hours and won’t be delivering. Now expecting it to be delivered on Tuesday, how do I get this changed to tomorrow?

[Mark Nightingale @Yelvieman]

@MartinSLewis Married. Pay the bills, pension etc. set amount each for spending on what we want, joint credit card (paid in full each month) for anything household related and what’s left goes in to savings

Works really well, no argument over who pays for what

[Mark Nightingale @Yelvieman]

@InternetH0F This is either a set up or there is more to this.

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@NoFarmsNoFoods Blessed are the cheesemakers

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Where are the #rancidturkeys

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@364690 Looks like a corpse and who’s taken a chunk out of his ear

[Mark Nightingale @Yelvieman]

@dartmoornpa @DC_Police there has been a motorhome parked on the old airfield at Yelverton for at least a month and I see they now have a caravan as a neighbour. I thought this wasn’t allowed

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@crockpics Macho City by Steve Miller

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@tescobankhelp I’m having trouble with 3d secure. I tried to call but the advice was that there are tech difficulties and to call back later - is this what they are talking about?

[Mark Nightingale @Yelvieman]

@GWRHelp Thanks - we’ll be catching the one after

[Mark Nightingale @Yelvieman]

@GWRHelp the 11am from Paddington to Newton abbot has been cancelled, our ticket OD only valid on this train - can we catch the 12pm from Paddington to Newton abbot?