Bailey ☄

Still waiting to be Rapunzel at Disney World.

[Bailey ☄ @yepthatsbailey]

"Didn't anyone ever teach you how to cook?"
My grandmother just put a whole raw chicken in the microwave.

[Bailey ☄ @yepthatsbailey]

@dannygonzalez I saw this on my way to work and thought of you. Who are the spooky boys? 🤔

[Bailey ☄ @yepthatsbailey]

Vote, vote, vote!

[Mark @markiplier]

Hey, u vote?

[OrderoftheGoodDeath @OrderGoodDeath]

“If my decomposing carcass helps nourish the roots of a juniper tree or the wings of a vulture—that is immortality enough for me. And as much as anyone deserves.”
- @TheGoodDeath, Smoke Gets in Your Eyes

Smoke on #Kindle is only $2.99!
https://t.co/tsQ2kGBtYb

[Mark @markiplier]

Here’s a selfie to prove I’m not dead.

Been working on some pretty cool shit but have absolutely nothing to show for it yet, hence the silence.

soon™️

[Bailey ☄ @yepthatsbailey]

Who recorded every episode of this Kim Possible marathon and is gonna stay up all night watching it? Lmao me

[Mark @markiplier]

I STAN A QUEEN

[Mark @markiplier]

Just tore through Vegas in a drug-fueled bender the likes of which you’ve NEVER seen. Stole spongebob’s square pants right off his ass. Sold my kidneys to pay for video poker. 3 new tattoos where the sun don’t shine, don’t fuck with me.

[Bailey ☄ @yepthatsbailey]

Honestly my biggest dream in life is to be interviewed by @TheEllenShow

[Bailey ☄ @yepthatsbailey]

You're welcome 🐶💕

[Mark @markiplier]

I’VE BEEN UP SINCE 4AM. I’VE ALREADY RECORDED AND EDITED ALL MY VIDEOS. I’VE ALREADY WORKED OUT TODAY. GET FUCKED PROCRASTICUNTS.

[Mark @markiplier]

Yes, I am Half-Korean.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

We are the wealthiest country in the history of the world. How is it possible that 2 months after Hurricane Maria half the people of Puerto Rico don't have electricity?

[Mark @markiplier]

If someone tells you that you’re not good enough, prove them wrong.

[Mark @markiplier]

She’s my favorite ever forever

[Bailey ☄ @yepthatsbailey]

@sammybea18 Story of my life ngl.

[Mark @markiplier]

Just wrapped the last show of the October leg of the tour! I’m so lucky to be able perform with my closest friends for you guys! THANK YOU!!

[Mark @markiplier]

You’re Invited!