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@daizedandrew Good luck 🎃

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@daizedandrew Bon voyage buddi!!

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@daizedandrew I’m almost always flattered when someone clocks me as a pre transition/ uncracked tgirl lmao like yea I am the prettiest most ambiguously gendered boy you’ve met . thank u for noticing

[kivan @KivanBay]

This poem rules
https://t.co/ar0vKHQEiE

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Been calling anywhere outdoors that gives me serotonin “the most beautiful place on earth” because functionally it is

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@daizedandrew I’ll accept that apology on behalf of my community

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@prodigalegg 🙋‍♂️big thread fan

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@daizedandrew I have a theory about this! Because it freaked me out quite a bit as well. It’s like — “I don’t want you to say I’m a boy bc if you find out later it’ll be like I lied somehow” but it’s embarrassing to “correct” someone especially if you don’t feel like “girl “ is true either

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@daizedandrew I’m sure the right people will see your trek patch and understand u are also queer 👍

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@woebegonefred Cut it

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@woebegonefred Coraline YES😈

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Watched the first episode of yakuza fiancé and “even if I have to crawl on the ground and spit up blood” is immediately part of my vernacular

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@woebegonefred Next time I’ll come over & do it for $4!!! This is a competitive market ok

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Pennywise when he’s your kitchen manager : uhhhhh ok yeah let’s have u float today

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@daizedandrew Easily one of the most obnoxious things someone can say to another person like the audacity first of all >:( frown as much as u want my guy you don’t owe anyone a smile

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My hands are the canvas of the worlds tiniest lacerations

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GPS voice: at the light, do whatever you want

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Girls love to say “this is my boyfriend” and when I look it’s just thousands of ants in a trench coat