Emily

😂😂

[Brona C Titley @bronactitley]

I love telling taxi drivers I got more into football when England won the Euros two years ago, and they correct me that England didn’t win the Euros two years ago, and I correct them that England did win the Euros two years ago.

[Emily @ylime_333]

@ThemeParkWW

[Emily @ylime_333]

Valhalla at @Pleasure_Beach is doing great only thing is they have a huge recycling problem with ponchos with people buying them at £5.50, going on the ride then binning them. Is there a way people could get a deposit back if they trade them in @MandsThompson @AndyHygate

[Gareth Wild @GarethWild]

For the last six years I’ve kept a spreadsheet listing every parking spot I’ve used at the local supermarket in a bid to park in them all. This week I completed my Magnum Opus! A thread.

[Emily @ylime_333]

When the only text you get a week is from the NHS telling you your self reported test is negative🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[Emily @ylime_333]

@BenedictTown idk if Tim Factory has anything to do with this one 🦖

[Emily @ylime_333]

When its Friday and you haven’t watched the new #WandaVision yet but you accidentally click on the hashtag and see all the spoilers

[Emily @ylime_333]

I have come the conclusion that there are two types of comedians
Comedians that my dad watches and comedians that my dad watches.
The only difference is some of them are on Qi and some are on taskmaster, but they never seem to cross over.
Thanks for coming to my TedTalk

[Lawrence Hurley @lawrencehurley]

“I’m here live, I’m not a cat,” says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap

“I can see that,” responds judge

[Emily @ylime_333]

the only good thing about @weetabix partnering with @HeinzTweets is the comments from other brands and especially the other ones referencing #HandfordParishCouncil
Have to say @Twitter is pretty good rn

[Emily @ylime_333]

Atleast it’s #NationalPizzaDay

[Emily @ylime_333]

I did it I no understand what has happened. Go Britney / Jackie #HandforthParishCouncil

[Emily @ylime_333]

#HandforthParishCouncil I desperately need to find the whole video of this meeting and quick. Also why does Jackie want to be called Britney Spears??

[Emily @ylime_333]

What’s a Saturday without watching a Nicolas Cage movie

[Emily @ylime_333]

Managed to get the whole plot of ‘1984’ mixed up with the book/Netflix series ‘you’ idk how or why. I just was thinking about books and teeth in bathroom ceilings which is definitely not the plot of ‘1984’ 🤦‍♀️

[Emily @ylime_333]

@joelycett when the onus is on the landlord is just casually in your playlist for every occasion

[Emily @ylime_333]

When the teacher says take the last 5 minutes of lesson to look always from the screen. So you get your phone out😂

[Emily @ylime_333]

#Lockdown3

[Emily @ylime_333]

#Lockdown2 are we all going out on Thursday for a good clap?? 👏

[Emily @ylime_333]

Never thought this tweet would be relevant

[Emily @ylime_333]

Thought I knew some sore losers, min included. But this, this is tantrum territory