Jason

I'm learning that humility 1️⃣ is sorely lacking today and 2️⃣ requires practice. Try saying "I don't know" if a situation calls for it today.

[Jason @yoHyphen]

@joeyabanks @rjonesy Everything about this is a fumble. Launching iPhone 16 w/o its biggest feature. Making that biggest feature update a 2-step process (update & waitlist). Making the biggest feature update only accessible on a small subset of existing devices (15 Pro and 16). Just wow.

[Jason @yoHyphen]

Amazing insanity.

[ESPN @espn]

A NEW MUSIC CITY MIRACLE!

VANDY STUNS NO. 1 ALABAMA FOR ITS FIRST TOP-5 WIN IN SCHOOL HISTORY 🔥

[Jason @yoHyphen]

Using a GIF, what was your first job?

[John Barber @barberjohn]

Using a GIF, what was your first job?

[Jason @yoHyphen]

@allennieman @stevesi This. smh

[Jason @yoHyphen]

@stevesi What got me recently was adding the word “new” to the actual app icon for the New Teams app on Windows.

🤦🏻‍♂️

I was about to say “I get it, people are idiots” but, tbh, having two production versions of the exact same application (technically) is kind of inexcusable.

[Jason @yoHyphen]

It's not often I stumble across something quite so perfect.

*chefs kiss*

[Jason @yoHyphen]

@JenMsft Sorry to hear that. 😞

[Jason @yoHyphen]

Great 🧵 for a Friday morning.

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

Okay, so yesterday, @rocketspouse and I went out to lunch at our favorite local Mexican restaurant. I've been working like A LOT and didn't feel like cooking.

So, we sit down, we're having a nice lunch, only one other person in the place, a retired gentleman.

1/

[Jason @yoHyphen]

@mashek_wilson @RobertKennedyJr Sadly, you’re right.

[Jason @yoHyphen]

@RobertKennedyJr Corruption + term limits. 💯

[Jason @yoHyphen]

@manoj_space @sondesix I’m on the 12 Pro Max and my next phone, 15 or 16, will be non-Max.

I’ve just grown tired of the ever-so-slightly-awkward size… various UI elements are always *just* out of reach.

I actually still wish they made the Mini.

[Jason @yoHyphen]

@flakferret @RanceEverly You're spot on. That's exactly what it tastes like.

[Jason @yoHyphen]

could watch unlimited times

[Jason @yoHyphen]

@elonmusk

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

Earth's rotation visualized.

Credit: Martin Giraud

[Jason @yoHyphen]

@erichoke subscription to RN 😂😂
also: done forget shared “health care”

[Jason @yoHyphen]

@JoJoFromJerz

[Jason @yoHyphen]

@vo_ldemort 💯

[Jason @yoHyphen]

CONFIRMED

[legit apple leaks @leaks_legit]

The next iPhone will have a screen

[Jason @yoHyphen]

VINDICATED

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

BREAKING NEWS: Today I used a VGA cable that I kept in my box of random cables since 2003 in case I might need it.