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[℘ @felumiere]

internete bunun için para veriyorum

[lipe @onwkiss]

o melhor dia do twitter eh sempre o pior da sociedade

[Libriscent @libriscent]

Empaths are officially in their villain era. We still understand why you act the way you do… we just don’t care enough to let your issues ruin our lives anymore.

[rrrr @Usernamealn]

علاقاتي الاجتماعية لان اهم شي عندي الاحترام

[PHUTI SEMENYA®🇿🇦 ⚖️ @PhutiSemenya14]

Spoil your woman guys, while she is still bathing get her outfit ironed...

[OPUK™ @JakindaKE]

Twitter punch lines living rent free in my mind:

1. "Money in your pocket can’t hide the poverty in your character"

2. "umeweka maua kwa kichwa to pay tribute to your dead brain"

3. "umevaa trouser hadi kwa uso"

4. "I don't rate you enough to beef with you"

Nimesahau gani? 😂

[Asake 🫶 @AsakeRoqeebah]

Wallahi I want to raise scholars. I want to carry imams in my belly and raise them.
I want a household of scholars go come from me. I pray Allah makes it easy for me and my future husband.

[maama💅🏽 @Rxmaama]

As long as my forehead still touches the ground in my sujood, i know I'm never alone.

[Chantelle Alicia @ChantelleA33696]

📣👇👇

[• @Al__Quraan]

Tahajjud is the hope when everything seems to be hopeless.

[Post Carlone @carltonkitheka1]

From the producers of
“100k salary sio doo mob” we bring you “Ingekuwa mimi ningepiga hao madem vibaya sana”
Mind you it’s a 1 vs 4 bullying situation and the victim is small in stature

You lot will always be ridiculously on brand 🤣🤣

[fatima saleh @Phatymarh44]

99 problems, 1 solution;

[Jaya🪷 @dingdong543211]

Why always.....😂😂?

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

You could probably Waterboard a lot of Information out of me. I have a Very low tolerance for Discomfort

[alexei @alexeixbt]

100 years ago Carl Jung put into words what neuroscience is proving now: the closer you get to being what you could be, the harder your nervous system will work to make sure that you stay the way you've always been.

your brain isn't interested in your potential. it's interested in what is familiar.

[Kafka, Esq. 🧌 @metalgearobama]

“Have you seen” yes. Yes I have. I am on the internet constantly like everyone else. I have seen it. My screen time has been 8 hours a day every year since like 2007. It’s not good. I have seen it. We don’t need to talk about internet shit. How are your kids

[average lady @girlcloudnine]

You gotta maintain a lightness to your heart because turning into a bitter loser obsessed with how people have done you wrong is the most off-putting and unrewarding way a person can choose to be

[Sara @piousdeenn]

I don't want a life that needs to be announceddddd. I want Fajr while the world is still quiet. A clean room. Qur’an beside my bed. Work that pays halal. A body that lets me worship Allah properly. Meals with people I love. Random walks after Maghrib. Dhikr while doing ordinary things. Isha, then sleep. A small circle. A private life. Fewer opinions. Less explaining. More Salah. More gratitude. More time with Allah. Honestlyyyyy, that sounds like a beautiful life to me.

[Mohamed Noor @MohamedCNoor]

Skill issue

[Dalai Lawama 🦙 @Trackmann2]

For someone who’s decentered men, you talk about them a lot you know.