कलेक्टर साहब आपकी गलती नहीं है..आप नेताओं के सामने सर-सर बोलते हुए घूमते रहोगे और बात बात पर सल्यूट मारते रहोगे..
आपको कभी महसूस होता होगा कि अपना अधिकार किसपर जताएं, किसे मारकर खुश हो जाएं..
उम्मीद करता हूँ आपके माता पिता यह देखकर गर्व महसूस करेंगे कि हमारा बेटा गरीब को मारता है
Use this chrome extension to automatically check for vaccination slots in your pincode and get notified when a slot is found - https://t.co/rWeFQs34e4.
‘If Facebook were around in the 1930s, it would have allowed Hitler to post 30-second ads’ — Listen to Sacha Baron Cohen slam the social media industry for facilitating the spread of hate, lies, and conspiracies
When you finish a PhD in computer science, they take you to a special room and explain that you must never use recursion in real life. Its only purpose is to make programming hard for undergrads. 😂 (if you got it, then break;)
I'm starting to realize it's best to assume that the average user will ignore everything actually written in your documentation, and instead blindly copy and paste code snippets until things magically work.
A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.
Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?