Yoni Weiss

strengths: eating and making comments. weaknesses: eating and making comments.

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Mrs. Jigglesworth

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New drag name: Billable Hours.

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@sbuss Land use tax now

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If you told me that Dolores Jane Umbrage played Imelda Staunton in Harry Potter, I’d believe you.

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@nymetrowx Oh Canada
My home and native land

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@BKBoroHall So make it safer to do so.

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Nothing adds more pressure like zero stakes

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@JohnSurico Let the people vote!

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@Jill_Jorgensen Three Men in a Jail Cell.

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@J__Velasquez And if they do nothing, Cuomo and his $18million war chest could come back next year with a vengeance

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Possible NY Post headlines for tomorrow (honed over the years coming up with drag names):

“Andy, Bye For Now”
“Quest for Sex Pest Rests”
“Queens Boy Resigns”
“Status Cuo No Mo”

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@CWEBCRUZER @DavidFBrand “Andy, Bye for Now”

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@CWEBCRUZER @DavidFBrand “Quest for Sex Pest Rests”

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@Kristin4Harlem Capitalism literally built Harlem. Speculator developers partnered with the private subway companies to expand into the area and create lots of housing for the burgeoning middle class of the city.

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@CWEBCRUZER Both Queens boys

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@aarmlovi @Union_Tpke Three men in a jail cell

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@Lett_Arc Would be ideal if they were called gissors

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This is like when Trump got COVID but just for New Yorkers.

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@freedlander And a female Senate leader after a previous senate leader went down in corruption flames

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What’s it like to be a western New Yorker today?