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Marketing by day. Occasionally inappropriate all other times. And trying to get fit.

[👋🏻 @yostrt]

I received an email offer from @ubereats_uk 29 hours after it had expired. No surprise that @Uber_Support won’t honour it and sent a generic brush off reply when I flagged they should look at why their CRM system is sending expired offers. This company is going from bad to worse.

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“No one is buying retail anymore!” Meanwhile @hm “latest men’s fashion” is a white t-shirt and a black t-shirt. 🙄

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One of these things is not like the other… @BootsUK #qualitycontrol #vitamins

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I’m so disappointed in the @BBCSport coverage of #Paris2024 From cutting out on Andy Murray’s 3rd-set tie-break in the first match to not covering the wrestling final tonight (even though it’s on their official broadcast schedule). I’ve missed out on so much exciting sport.

[👋🏻 @yostrt]

@NationalTheatre you might want to check your website design for mobile. The “Can we help?” chatbot button unhelpfully sits directly on top of the “Add to cart” button, making it impossible to click in every instance I encountered #UXfail

[👋🏻 @yostrt]

Great day at the @ExploreWellcome! (Sarcasm) Showed up for the #CultOfBeauty exhibit but couldn’t get in b/c it was ticketed today only, without any notice. Thanks for the heads’ up! Next time a web or social post wouldn’t go amiss! Also not fair to the team taking all the grief.

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@joshandallo Though the same thing 😂 wish someone would’ve made the joke!

[👋🏻 @yostrt]

Catching up on #JeopardyUK. Love that they snuck in “Let It Snow” as an actual category but gutted no one made the classic @nbcsnl “Le tits now” joke 😂 @stephenfry @ITV #seanconnery #celebrityjeopardy

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Hey @ASOS_Menswear what’s this about? 😔

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Carnage on @GWRHelp 17:01 from Oxford to Paddington as the seat reservations didn’t show until almost every seat filled up. Now we’re playing musical chairs and tensions are high. What a joke. Why weren’t they loaded before the doors opened? #gwr

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@paulmarkbailey @MADFESTLONDON Chairs and Co-founders are walking the queue apologising that “there’s nothing we can do”. Maybe they could sell fewer tickets? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Corona + nation = coronation 😱 why is NoBoDy TaLkInG aBoUt ThIs?!?! 👑

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Can we please talk about why we started putting buttons on shirt collars? Was it button lobbyists? In short: please stop.

[👋🏻 @yostrt]

Feedback for @Microsoft after being prompted daily on my work laptop 💻

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If you think throwing Chinese made MAGA hats at a McDonald’s is the litmus test for what is “presidential” but traveling across the globe to show the whole world that the United States stands with and for democracy is not, what can I say… you are an idiot and an asshole.

[👋🏻 @yostrt]

@NoLieWithBTC Blue states are statistically safer, have higher GSPs and prop up red states who (with very few exceptions) take more in federal $ than they contribute. Sort out your own circus before saying you know how to run the show.

[👋🏻 @yostrt]

@suburbanlegends Three. Two in the US, once in London 🤘🏻

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Apologies to anyone tweeting about any other Harry or Meghan, but I’ve muted those names from my feed. Pro tip: you can too. #spare

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

Unarmed queers in a gay bar in Colorado Springs were able to do what hundreds of armed men couldn't do in Uvalde.