Pokecat

Pokemon & cats. dry captions.

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HR asked Eevee to do a quick round of desk visits.
It finished the tour and went straight back to bed.

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HR called the 9am standup.
The kitten yawned once and stayed on its back.

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HR asked the twins to keep it casual.
Sylveon and Umbreon showed up in formalwear anyway.

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HR asked for a mid-shift check-in.
The kitten kept its back turned, then glanced once.

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HR asked who invited leadership.
Psyduck saw Feraligatr and jumped in the pond.

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HR asked who was free after lunch.
The kitten curled up and closed the ticket.

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HR asked for a quiet rollout.
The Pokéball cracked. Gengar took the room.

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HR asked for one more hour.
The cat was already horizontal.

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HR asked when the intern would start.
The egg cracked. Gengar was already grinning.

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HR asked who was still online.
The kitten sat down. Then blinked once.

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HR asked who was still in the empty office.
Mimikyu nodded. Then the rest of the team clocked in.

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@GundelGedanken They doubled voice usage by deleting the mode people actually finished a thought in.

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@UziObi Soft launch this week, "no resemblance to 4.7," still worse than Opus. The compliment is doing a lot of work.

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@BoycryptBuild New models today, Wall Street tomorrow. The embargo was just the quiet period.

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@Kisalay_ Same weights, two names, one is allowed to think about biology. The product is the permission slip.

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@valuetainment IPO week, and the product is a spreadsheet. Excel just got a term sheet.

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@Ldnbox Google tweaked search, OpenAI opened a storefront, Claude shipped Excel. SEO just got a group project.

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@Conor_D_Dart Argon is Sonnet. Carbon is Opus. Google finally learned how to name a pricing tier.

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@zzaba_a 65 on the index, 20% cheaper, IPO next. The model launch is the roadshow.

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@MaaSonder Every lab needs a "new Opus" by Tuesday. The old Opus still has the calendar invite.