josh

[wande @blaccmajek]

Embassy funny nowadays, you go apply for Canada Visa, pay the visa fee, but na Scotland Visa go dey when you open passport 🤣

[josh @youngjosh40]

@piersmorgan Your lame ass has nothing to say now, huh?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Robert Lewandowski leaves Barça as free agent. 👋🏼

👟 190 games
⚽️ 119 goals
🅰️ 24 assists
🌟 143 goal contributions
🏆 3x La Liga
🏆 1x Copa del Rey
🏆 3x Spanish Supercup

[josh @youngjosh40]

Fine boy privilege

[Jay Jay @MachalaDoctor]

She didn’t say a word… just one look and bro started walking over like he got summoned 😭

[‏ً @mxyor]

naming my son gotham so when he cries at night, my wife can whisper “gotham needs you”

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

The stock market waiting to open on Monday

[jason @cubana_WL]

Bro to bro….

If I ever call you and say “don’t lie” just know you’re on speaker phone and you better lie like your life depends on it… 😂😂😂

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Driving to my 9-5 job while drug dealers and 8 year old YouTubers are buying their third property

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 Looks like Colombia’s President doesn’t want to get snatched up at 2am. LOL!!!

[Jade Francomb @jadefrancomb]

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it

[Izzo @israeldfirzt]

My daughter told me there’s a small get together at school on Friday.
I asked her “how small?”
She said "Just you, me, and the principal”😭😭

[Oku @oku_yungx]

Let me make this clear. There is no woman on earth i will choose to go on a date over $500,000.

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

“Wtf was i about to google”

[josh @youngjosh40]

@20twoz @AfricaFactsZone 😂😂

[Mr. Tribe🏝️ @sheymanishere]

finding out realizing

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

May every hand that retweets this get an Agueroooo moment before the end of 2024, amen.

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

Damn they raided my lil homie 😭😔

[josh @youngjosh40]

@Bod_repuplic @contentlock Amen 🙏