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[~ @youngmoneyalele]

Just chilling on the couch #tweetin

[~ @youngmoneyalele]

Fuck all this school shit I’m gonna start selling solar and doing forex

[~ @youngmoneyalele]

Apparently my upstairs neighbors are hosting a stomping party tonight so that’s cool

[~ @youngmoneyalele]

I might go get drunk tonight just so I can have some Taco Bell later

[~ @youngmoneyalele]

@CodyBrownBets Kareem hunt

[~ @youngmoneyalele]

Just put on a sweatshirt fresh out of the dryer, felt an inkling of my boyish wonder come back

[~ @youngmoneyalele]

One day I will have enough money to just shop around at REI

[~ @youngmoneyalele]

Subway really has the “there’s nothing else in this town” market cornered

[Lorena Gonzalez Fletcher @LorenaSGonzalez]

So, immigrants come to this country (with fentanyl & guns to sell) but steal your job demanding to work for less than minimum wage. Then, with all those sub-minimum wages, outbid you on a house. (And may be eat your pets). Got it.

[~ @youngmoneyalele]

@CincyHeavy @CUBarstool Don’t worry lil bro, your teams 15 minutes of fame is coming up soon…

[~ @youngmoneyalele]

@glizockbets Damn there it goes

[~ @youngmoneyalele]

@seaweedanxiety The CEO sold our basketball team

[~ @youngmoneyalele]

If you’re eating a share size bag of candy in public you should be legally obligated to share

[~ @youngmoneyalele]

@choeshow I really see what you mean about Seattle being an awful and unsafe city, what was that guy, throwing a football in the street?!? Lock him up.

[~ @youngmoneyalele]

@notf1ne Luke blovad slander

[~ @youngmoneyalele]

@dealdough123 @SomaKazima Lmao “gay” slang

[~ @youngmoneyalele]

@SomaKazima Don’t have to pay tax on the cash tips

[~ @youngmoneyalele]

@nrbouch @Erikth @SeaTacWA The train just started moving

[~ @youngmoneyalele]

@nrbouch @Erikth @SeaTacWA We’re still on the train

[~ @youngmoneyalele]

@abbietayo @SheabuttrPapi Aight unc

[~ @youngmoneyalele]

@maintishe @SheabuttrPapi Chill out