melissssatino

aka "shu shu” • 30-something • about as useful as your weather app • BFA / design + MBA • 🆓👉 @brushchick 👈

[melissssatino @yourdadsayzhi]

@TrueCarbonDude @voooooogel @sama

[melissssatino @yourdadsayzhi]

@voooooogel @sama

[melissssatino @yourdadsayzhi]

@NYSEandG can ya'll commit to fixing your real life, buggy as heck website first, though? can't even log into the app...tried multiple PCs/browsers everyyyything to no avail....ughhhhhhhhhh

[melissssatino @yourdadsayzhi]

@DanSoder @robertkelly @luisjgomez @JoeListComedy for science, i had to check...but i for sure was in fact already following all you guys before listening to the regz 👌

[melissssatino @yourdadsayzhi]

@luisjgomez LOVELINE @ skankfest?!???🥹🥹🙏

[melissssatino @yourdadsayzhi]

@drewafterdark @jasonnash so good! 🙌 great episode dr mommy & @jasonnash

[melissssatino @yourdadsayzhi]

brb ... ill just be over here bingeing the new season of @QueerEye & sobbing all day

[melissssatino @yourdadsayzhi]

@Mona87093260 your mom...?😅

[Dr. Drew After Dark @drewafterdark]

Don’t put those words in her mouth @drdrew. New episode of #AfterDark with @chase_odonnell just dropped! #DrDrewAfterDark https://t.co/QNtZCZccpt

[melissssatino @yourdadsayzhi]

@drewafterdark @drdrew @chase_odonnell girrrl sameeee 🚩😂

[melissssatino @yourdadsayzhi]

@TimHortons that link doesnt work either ughh lol 🤦‍♀️ i clicked the button for usa/english & it opened the app, but just sent me to the homepage 😫😫

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.

[Ryan Sickler @ryansickler]

No one says JIFFY anymore. Stay safe out there y’all!

Check out my new standup special LEFTY’S SON premiering on my YouTube this Wednesday April 5th!

https://t.co/4Dn0eJe44O

#comedy #standup #standupcomedy #funny #ryansickler #wisdom #reels #shorts #reelsvideo #uber

[melissssatino @yourdadsayzhi]

@drdrew @Casey61665504 !!!!!

[Dr. Drew @drdrew]

A "National Divorce" is in the spotlight after @RepMTG suggested dividing the country into Republican & Democratic states. What would happen if the USA split? @MichaelMalice (who wrote 2016's "The Case For American Secession") speaks at 3 PT on @AskDrDrew https://t.co/8zifmzUggn

[Dr. Drew @drdrew]

Been waiting for this...
#TheMACHINEmovie @bertkreischer @MarkHamill

[melissssatino @yourdadsayzhi]

@KaanPlaysDrums @ish474 @YMHstudios @hannahpahl 🤣

[melissssatino @yourdadsayzhi]

@ish474 @YMHstudios @hannahpahl when @YMHstudios + @tomsegura + @bertkreischer thirst trap the wholeee 'never seen 1 second of a @NASCAR race in their lives' hoe-demo, LIVE from @DAYTONA 🙋‍♀️💀

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

IT’S HERE!!! And YOU guys made this happen!! Here is the OFFICIAL trailer for #TheMACHINEmovie. You can grab your tickets NOW for May 25th with a special LIVE pre show at https://t.co/2ht7kQ59Dp. See you all MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND

[melissssatino @yourdadsayzhi]

@Timcast