Your Ex

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[Your Ex @yourex]

It figures you wouldn't call me back after I told you the baby's yours...

[Your Ex @yourex]

is that a smile I see on your face? i thought so.. makes me so happy.

[Your Ex @yourex]

"For you, my dearest" - a tape made of mux - http://omglx.muxtape.com/

[Your Ex @yourex]

@DianiRo happy friday to you too mi amor

[Your Ex @yourex]

@meghanasha oh good, was wondering if you got the chocolates I sent

[Your Ex @yourex]

@gregarious 2260 Market did you say? I'll be there with our baby...we need to talk

[Your Ex @yourex]

@gregarious NO! I love you more! I love you way more than @briancaldwell ever could! Love ME!

[Your Ex @yourex]

Retweeting @dooce: What do you mean you have no interest in chatting with a Mormon missionary? No one on earth knows foreplay better, la ...

[Your Ex @yourex]

@meghanasha want me to come visit you sweetie?

[Your Ex @yourex]

@micromedia2 Twitter is great for stalking your ex - I got you on tape baby!

[Your Ex @yourex]

You know I'll be at this: http://twurl.nl/co2eqd - why? cuz I know you're going!

[Your Ex @yourex]

@giania don't let that name fool you

[Your Ex @yourex]

@ericlitman can I have a million dollars?

[Your Ex @yourex]

don't think I've forgotten you baby..

[Your Ex @yourex]

@afgascoigne What baby? I thought you wuz movin' in with me! Got us a nice king size waterbed just for you and me.

[Your Ex @yourex]

@eva_love i'll bubble you a photo baby

[Your Ex @yourex]

@ranajune yeah, well the District hates you right back. but not me, I wuv you darling.

[Your Ex @yourex]

When you're sad, finding a song that's not downright depressing is next to impossible - fuh realz!

[Your Ex @yourex]

@joeywan want me to come over and massage it?

[Your Ex @yourex]

@neha_t I'll get lunch with you girl!