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'With great dilly comes great dally,' said silly Sally

[Yozo @yozo_19]

(Ivry Gitlis on answering the question: "what is your motto?") "... to be alive, to be aware, to hear, to know, to feel, to see, to love, to be loved a little bit sometimes."

[(っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っReny H @renycs08]

@zoo_bear The NEET exam was conducted on May 3.
5 + 3 = 8
The NEET exam was cancelled on May 12.
5 + 3 = 8

[Marvin👤 @marvinashaba0]

Odegaard sending Gabriel and Martineli back to prepare for the new season what a leader!!!

[L @Iewdawg]

every 3AM world cup game

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

FIFA really thought they could suspend a guy with Gun in his name on American soil

[Jeff Eisenband @JeffEisenband]

“Sir, can U.S. Soccer appeal the red card?”

“No, they cannot.”

“So how is Folarin Balogun cleared to play?”

“Nobody knows.”

[Yannick Bolasie @YannickBolasie]

All I’ll say is if this was AFCON and they let a man play after he got a red card, the nonsense being said would be crazy

[Royally Sage @sage1411]

My brother posts this every year in the family chat on the 4th. Still hilarious.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

In Norwich, Connecticut, a local museum has made a long-overdue effort at racial reconciliation, by returning twenty-one ancient tribal artifacts to the Mohegan Indians.

But as for everything else in the country... we'll be keeping that.

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Cape Verde. My God.

[Q. @qazisays]

Pau Cubarsi is pulling this off, imagine adha kilo or kilo Cubarsi 🤯

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

more statements than trophies this season

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

That. Was a humdinger. Luka Modrić is a giant.

[Paul Howard @AkaPaulHoward]

“Unfortunately he’d gone feral and we couldn’t re-introduce him into the home. He ended up living with my friend’s parents in Preston.” This is the commentary moment of the World Cup and it will not be beaten. Ever.

[Timothy Keller (1950-2023) @timkellernyc]

Anyone meeting a man saying he is the God of the Universe (Light of the World, Heavenly Bread, Son of Man, Son of God, ‘I AM’, Forgiver of all sins, Judge of the Earth, etc) could not rationally just ‘like’ him. You could not even respond with mere pity if you also saw his miraculous power and the following he was commanding. You would reject his claims and him with shock, fear, or anger. Or you would accept them and worship him. Nothing in the middle.

Not every contact with Jesus in the Bible exposed the hearers to his self-claims. But anyone in the gospel who heard them or saw the exercise of his supernatural power asked him to leave (Mk 5:17; Lk 5:8) or tried to kill him (Lk 4:28-29; Jn 10:31; 11:53) or became his disciple. Not only is this orthodox theology—that Christ must be worshipped—it is also common sense that claims of exclusive deity would provoke immoderate responses.

This argument—that if you recognize the Jesus who really lived and spoke you will have to reject him wholly or worship and serve him supremely—was liberating for me when I accepted it. It moved me over a line I was previously unable to cross. It transformed me. It is the reason I can face cancer. It is a life-giving truth.

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

Did haaland just scare himself 😭😭

[Lilith @liiliith0]

Artık doğum günümde insanlar beni alkışlarsa ne yapacağımı biliyorum.

[433 @433]

𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐖𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 🥹🇮🇷

A dad helps his blind son follow the Portugal vs Uzbekistan match by using a football tactics board to guide his hand through the action 🙏

𝑭𝑶𝑶𝑻𝑩𝑨𝑳𝑳. 💛

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I’ve never seen this much packed into 21 words

[Anand Vardhan @anandvardhan26]

For the average Indian, being alive often feels like a daily lottery won against absurd odds. A day when the fire doesn't rage, a day when the exits aren't needed. A day when the building stands, the wiring holds and chance looks elsewhere. My piece: https://t.co/HcruQskqJt

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Excellent use of free will