scott ✘

22

[brian @brianonhere]

Oh really. Would a guy with "no motion" be enrolling in a thursday evening community college ceramics class?

[turbomander @turbomander]

listen up: life's a broth, okay? but at the end of the day, its up to you if its gonna be soup-er...or stew-pid.

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

the older i get the more i start to think the minions are genuinely funny

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

i saw you butt ass naked in my crystal ball. i don't know why it showed me that but i thought you had a right to know

[Allison Online 💾 (50 Hours Free) @IceStationSpmda]

If you drink precisely enough while playing pool you start to see trajectories and overlays and shit

[JJ 🇵🇸 @boringdystopian]

they said starmer was a human rights lawyer but they never said if he was for or against. genius really

[The Antihero @YourBoy_KG]

Are the developers at Outlook happy with their search function?

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

Growing up is realizing God will punish you if you don't immediately refill your empty ice trays or wait nine seconds between bites of cereal or wipe down the knobs on your sink every couple of hours

[art @_artsartsarts]

ur in her dms i’m accidentally reposting reels of tibetan foxes because i don’t know how to use the app anymore

[liyah @hm_liyah]

something so primal and monkeyish about scratching ur stomach

[ez @ezisbored]

Have you ever tried making out with someone with family guy in the background I do not recommend

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

the easiest way to hide information from me is to put it in a WhatsApp group chat

[acervo doguinhos @acervodoguinhos]

cachorro dançando de ladinho

[gabriella @iloveyou52blue]

I wish I was a wild horse in Kazakhstan . That would fix everything

[Katie D @KatieDeal99]

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

A moustache should never be blond. What a harrowing godless image