Doug MacRay

Not the bigger person, the bigger problem

[Doug MacRay @ysks15]

I would dropkick a child for a Diet Coke

[Doug MacRay @ysks15]

@annamelissa Love the Filiprimos 🖤

[Doug MacRay @ysks15]

@FitsiGym cuando van a abrir otra vez en unidad condesa?

[miia @miiagarro]

the world contains protons, neutrons, electrons and fucking morons

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[Doug MacRay @ysks15]

I’m a peacock! You gotta let me fly!!

[Doug MacRay @ysks15]

@MarFab66 Si vamos! Un día vamos a tu gym y otro al mío

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

might change my name to Wemby’s and only serve french fries after last night’s game

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I didn't know Helen of Troy could generate so much conflict.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

my favourite thing is when you stop petting a dog, and he puts his paw on you like "we're not done here"

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

I’m developing a game where you have to go back to assassinate Adam. It’s a first person shooter.

[Zito @_Zeets]

That elbow came from Wemby training with the other members of the Shaolin, the Wu-Tang clan

[OSCAR @now_thats_oscar]

i hope when The Pope's Exorcist 2 comes out that Russell Crowe does the Akira slide on his little scooter

[Doug MacRay @ysks15]

@MarFab66 No mames ya pásame la rutina de bíceps

[DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy]

they're gonna have to do this with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon one day

[Doug MacRay @ysks15]

@UCS_GCDMX este auto lleva días estacionado sobre la banqueta en 11 de abril 126, Tacubaya

[Doug MacRay @ysks15]

@UCS_GCDMX es imposible caminar por San Pedro de los Pinos todos los cruces peatonales están bloqueados, todos los días se estacionan sobre línea peatonal, este solo es un ejemplo
Av 2 y calle 15

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Current and future best player in the world throwing punches like Rocky and Drago. Consider yesterday’s coast-to-coast stinker of a slate redeemed.

[Ganeshen🌶️ @Ganeshen5]

tom cruise post mission impossible is about to be like lebron when he left the cavs in 2010