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I might be early, but I am not wrong.

[Wei Wu 吴伟 @WuWei113]

All low IQ people celebration white African nigga Elon Musk make $1 Trillion. My iq very high (175 iq). I'm be cry. Why?

> Be 1990s in America
> Much money go in internet companys with very bad price/sales ratio
> NASDAQ be very high like white man on weed
> Every one begin spend much. Companys buy technology, fiber optic, service, office space. Household feel rich because stock price be high so they buy much useless garbage too
> "growth KPI" replace profit as key measure for make investment.
> dot-com companys spend so fast. by 2000, much investor think "when company make money?"
> investor panic. "oh fuck nigga. All this dot-com company valuation too high"
>panic sell of dot-com company begin. Because Dot-com company valuation drive NASDAQ valuation, all NASDAQ collapse. Now more people panic. People start sell stock in every industry.
> Result? hundreds dot com companys go bankrupt. TRILLIONS of value go from retail investor to sophisticated institution investor like hedge fund/private equity that get early dot-com stock access.
> Household stop spend money. Aggregate demand in economy be very low. Credit be more tight. Business spending stop. No more hire employee. No more expansion.
> Economy recession begin for many year.

> Be 2026 in America
> Much money go in rocket and AI companys with very bad price/sales ratio ...

DO YOU UNDERSTAND NIGGA? YOU SOON GO ON ONLY FAN SELL PICTURE OF YOUR BUTHOLE JUST SO YOU CAN BUY MCDONALD BURGER SO YOU AVOID STARVATION!

I'm be cry.

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

This is completely false. All reports claiming a deal has been reached, including Trump's claims yesterday are market manipulation ahead of today’s SpaceX IPO. Iran has explicitly rejected that any deal has been finalized.

[Gavin (humanist/acc) @GavMcCracken]

Life update.

[KC Invests @KC_Invests]

Is this what they mean when they talk about “betting against the house”?

Long Oil E&P’s right now is not just betting on an efficient company with cheap costs, you are betting against the entire United States government

This is a Michael Burry 2008 style of bet, and I’m all in

[Rory Johnston @Rory_Johnston]

Trump jawboning, updated for today's episode

[OddStats @OddStats]

You all can't possibly be this fucking stupid.

[Andreas Steno Larsen @AndreasSteno]

Most oil traders are probably seeking mental health support by now

[jbulltard @jbulltard1]

What a banger

[Michael Bento @MichaelPBento]

Sayonara Yen carry trade

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Yes, he posted it.
Yes, it’s real.

Yes, He honestly thinks this is a flex.

We are ruled by the dumbest fucking people in America.

[Z4 Energy Research @ZmansEnrgyBrain]

Suppose I wanted to short WTI futures to suppress oil prices.

First, I'd need an absurd amount of capital ... think U.S. Treasury-sized cheddar.

Second, I'd want to stay out of the spotlight. If I routed the trades through swap dealers, the positions wouldn't show up under my name in the CFTC reports. They'd be more like stock held in street name.

The shorts would show up in the data, most likely under Swap Dealer positions, but the public wouldn't see who was behind them. They'd see the footprints but not the feet.

But someone is hugely short right now.

#OOTT

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

🚨 ALBANIA DID IT !!!!!!

Albanians crushed the Kushner-Jewish land grab.

Project Suspended indefinitely until further notice.

Public pressure still works against these beasts.

Source: Politico.

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

[JustDario @DarioCpx]

He is using all the keywords to trigger a trading algorithms buying spree isn’t he?

[YOTTABYTE @ytbt_crypto]

@Trader_CSK with a take like this u truly deserve a spot in my prestigious list, king

[YOTTABYTE @ytbt_crypto]

@venturefounder $1.5k ETH is insane, because it's a three digit coin, not because it's cheap, my G.

[YOTTABYTE @ytbt_crypto]

@FinanceLancelot Another day - another retarded take by Financefaggot. Keep at it my G.

[YOTTABYTE @ytbt_crypto]

@fundstrat stfu faggot

[YOTTABYTE @ytbt_crypto]

@BarrySilbert stfu faggot