M Ptacek

Professional geek. Paleo-ish. Bacon mistress. Building a coffee empire one perfectly-roasted bean at a time.

[M Ptacek @ytsemaddy]

@rustylakecom Tagging @darienm who introduced me to the creepy fun that is The Past Within! I want to know who's going to eat the rest of that ear...

[PAWSChicago @PAWSChicago]

Our team found Tom, sick and alone, and eating rat poison. He’d been living as a stray all 5 years of his life so far, and well...it shows.

His survival skills must have been to make friends with every creature he met, because this cat doesn’t have a mean bone in his body! 1/4

[M Ptacek @ytsemaddy]

@TheGascon @merkusa How did they sneak a camera into my living room??

[M Ptacek @ytsemaddy]

Probably my first concert where a band member is wielding a flame thrower #ironmaiden

[M Ptacek @ytsemaddy]

A happy, happy day to @TheGascon !

[M Ptacek @ytsemaddy]

Landed safely back in Chicago. Phew.

[M Ptacek @ytsemaddy]

I’m on a horse.

[M Ptacek @ytsemaddy]

I’ve only been in Orlando since Sunday and I’ve spent most of my time figuring out how to get home.

[M Ptacek @ytsemaddy]

There’s a trio of mourning doves just chilling out in our crabapple tree. Meanwhile, a squirrel makes its helium-squeaky barks in the park

[M Ptacek @ytsemaddy]

@merkusa this brings back memories

[patrick @redford]

volume UP

[M Ptacek @ytsemaddy]

@whet If my trip to Florida this weekend is affected by this, I’ll accept it completely

[Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @woofknight]

I need this in our yard!

[M Ptacek @ytsemaddy]

@Herodedalus @whet Vacuum form it into a bust. https://t.co/Hyh3EK845T

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

Just found out Gen Z kids are calling the 90s “the late 1900s” and I feel like I just drank from the wrong grail in Indiana Jones

[Felix Krause @KrauseFx]

When opening a website from within the TikTok iOS app, they inject code that can observe every keyboard input (which may include credit card details, passwords or other sensitive information)

TikTok also has code to observe all taps, like clicking on any buttons or links.

[M Ptacek @ytsemaddy]

@archwisp Ugh, sorry to hear, hope your symptoms are mild and that you feel better soon!

[M Ptacek @ytsemaddy]

Eddie is ready for Caturday football

[M Ptacek @ytsemaddy]

@boboTjones Awwww ❤️

[M Ptacek @ytsemaddy]

@marared I love that stuff, always use it as a toner after a shower, and in winter mix it with face lotion to thin it out

[MisterRogersQuotes @MisterRogersSay]

“People have said, “Don’t cry” to other people for years and years, and all it has ever meant is “I’m too uncomfortable when you show your feelings: Don’t cry.” I’d rather have them say, “Go ahead and cry. I’m here to be with you.”