jen

8/21/26 🏳️‍⚧️💉
capital-l Liberal
im only paying for it so i can have longer xeets

[jen @yuletied315]

“Tranny, what is that button on your body armor?”
>”It says ‘I pass’ sir.”
“Where’d you get it?”
>”I don’t remember sir.”
“What is it you’ve got written on your helmet?”
>”It says ‘giga rapehon’ sir.”
“You write ‘giga rapehon’ on your helmet and you wear an ‘I pass’ button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
>”No sir.”
“You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you.”
>”Yes, sir”
“Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man.”
>”I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of hons, sir.”
“The what?”
>”The duality of hons, sir. The AGP thing.”
“Whose side are you on, girl?”
>”Our side, sir.”
“Don’t you love your board?”
>”Yes, sir.”
“Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?”
>”Yes, sir.”
“Son, all I've ever asked of my trannies is that they obey my orders as they would the word of Blanchard. We are here to help the fags, because inside every tranny there is a woman trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this straggot craze blows over.”
>”Aye-aye sir.”

[jen @yuletied315]

@JBSDC it’s funny because I’ll get like, 75th percentile Republican on the economic issues and 90th percentile Democrat on the social issues which… i guess evens out? I’ve seen some 52s but no other 50s lol

[tré easton @treeaston]

It is a massive failure of the New York Democratic Party establishment that this man felt the only way he could be ambitious and deliver on his values was by aligning with DSA.

This is how Democrats—regardless of ideological stripe—should sound.

[Kareem Rifai 🌐 @KareemRifai]

Julian Assange, on his leaking of the names of hundreds of Afghan civilian informants into the hands of the Taliban:

"Well, they're informants. So, if they get killed, they've got it coming to them. They deserve it."

[jen @yuletied315]

@davidslosttt Kansas is before Iowa and is neck and neck with Ohio, which is after Texas

[jen @yuletied315]

@davidslosttt i believe…

[jen @yuletied315]

@knconggb Get the insulin syringes with the pre installed needles. You can use them for drawing and injecting and they won’t feel like anything. It’ll be a slow draw though

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

Effective Altruism in practice:

[jen @yuletied315]

@davidslosttt tilt

[jen @yuletied315]

@Empty_America we must recall that America, even with $10/gal gas, still has some of the cheapest gas in the developed world! the ‘carpool point’ is miles away even if there is (justifiably) great malaise created by expensive gasoline.

[jen @yuletied315]

@knconggb @boynecomastia anon did you buy the low dose t because it was cheaper

[jen @yuletied315]

@knconggb just tell her to go die it’s not that serious

[jen @yuletied315]

@BarneyFlames re: in a hypothetical 1930s-style wipeout

[Kareem Rifai 🌐 @KareemRifai]

In case anyone forgot who Julian Assange works for:

In 2016, Assange refused to publish a Russian military and intelligence dump on the Russian invasion of Crimea and Donbas.

In 2012, Assange refused to publish a leak on a 2 billion euro transaction between the Syrian dictatorship and a Russian government bank.

[Twiz @twizzyu]

John 6:36: "But as I told you, you have seen me and still you do not believe."

[Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez @RepMGP]

Tonight, I voted for even harsher sanctions on Russia. Every bomb we can stop Putin from buying is an innocent Ukrainian life we can save. I stand firmly with the Ukrainian people in their fight to protect democracy and end Putin’s fascist aggression.

[ruby 🏳️‍⚧️ @frauleinruby]

cough cough

[jen @yuletied315]

@crimzoon @11walzu @noemiemakesmaps aimed for the neck (I wanted to sever the brain stem)

[jen @yuletied315]

@tysonbrody @RogerMarshallMD I’ve ran into oil tanker trains headed south like 3 times in the past week out of Wichita, likely from the oil sands up north. you love to see it! this spike is gonna be awesome!

[jen @yuletied315]

@knconggb all BPDemons should hang