Ian

[Ian @yumdotcomdotgov]

who wants to hear about my dream?

[Ian @yumdotcomdotgov]

on some yay shit fr

[Ian @yumdotcomdotgov]

chivalry is not dead bc the bus still kneels for me

[Austinsysseus @awoodustin]

Found the edit of the year last night

[charlie @chunkbardey]

time to choose a halloween costume! first things first: what is my relationship to my gender sexuality and body

[Ian @yumdotcomdotgov]

nimblioclimbus cloud

[Ian @yumdotcomdotgov]

what the fuck is a gerbil

[Ian @yumdotcomdotgov]

ill say it. i think ice cube tray lids are a stupid waste of time

[Grace @atomicgrom]

“Rome wasn’t built in a day” - referring to my ikea dresser

[Ian @yumdotcomdotgov]

the venice of brooklyn

[Ian @yumdotcomdotgov]

gowANUS cANAL???

[Paul Meridian @itsgoingaway]

Bruh they got dudes in ridgewood wearing ballet flats 😭😭

[Grace @atomicgrom]

I wanna put an apostrophe on an emoji @Apple

[Ian @yumdotcomdotgov]

men be on the subway with nothing but the shirt on their back just🧍‍♂️where are you going?

[Ian @yumdotcomdotgov]

grease was kinda the first high school musical

[Ian @yumdotcomdotgov]

snooooooze what the hell is this👎

[Ian @yumdotcomdotgov]

you only judge others for what you judge yourself for

[Ian @yumdotcomdotgov]

Donut head implant but you get free donuts for life from any donut store. Are you pulling that trigger?

[Ian @yumdotcomdotgov]

yuzu matcha cigarette

[Ian @yumdotcomdotgov]

this diva