ThatYvngBoi🈲

Follow me I’ll follow back💨

[ThatYvngBoi🈲 @yvngthagoat]

@Sogoxxv Please how can I move to NZ without the school route🤲

[Nanyo 💋🖤 @Nanyo_sae]

You wake up to boil water. Your prepaid meter has finished. You switch to gas, only for the gas to finish halfway through.

You abandon the water, dress up and enter keke. The man tells you the price, and you negotiate it down by ₦100. You enter, only for the keke to tear your shirts.

You get to work, do your 9–5, and spend half the day wondering how the salary they pay you will ever make you a millionaire.

You return home, load ₦1,000 prepaid, and the meter gives you 6 units. You stand there wondering, “But last time, this same ₦1,000 gave me 7 units. Wetin happen?”

You manage to eat the leftover eba and soup from yesterday, lie down on your bed and start pressing your phone.
Suddenly, the phone slips from your hand, falls to the floor and the screen cracks.

You just stare at it.
No tears. No anger. Nothing.
You simply start laughing.
See you = see madness.

[🫧 @sijuagain]

and suddenly you start winning again

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

people are doing great things man, i refuse to be left out

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

You’re the abnormality we’re going to correct in 2027 insha Allah.

[Uncle Emeka || YANKEE GADGETS .ng @yankeeplug_]

I’ve entered a Restaurant with my girl.

Saw the menu, told her let’s go Somewhere Else.

Like 3 Waiters approached me and asked why I was leaving so soon.

I simply said, “I can’t afford it”

You must learn to Decenter Shame, it’s your money.

[lobistars🇳🇬 @john322226]

They didn’t post this video of Ronaldo and Nigeria players bcos it won’t suit their agenda.

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

When the questions don’t favour them they cause a scene

[ThatYvngBoi🈲 @yvngthagoat]

@SodeeqAdewale8 @_Somtochi Funny how I just dey comot for this dog video lol😂

[Fucking yeezus @Notyeezus__]

A country that expels nursing student for a harmless TikTok but reintegrates terrorists back into the society and give them jobs.

[Ricky Vaughn @dvigilrpg]

One time, 24 years ago, I got really drunk and a fat girl had sex with me.

I am now officially revoking my consent to that encounter.

I was raped.

I will be writing a book about it.

"How a whale harpooned me: One man's trauma"

[fimlex @fimlex2]

Dave, what a guy😭✌️

[ThatYvngBoi🈲 @yvngthagoat]

@Fthejs @Markjdurant @BronyDestined Exodus 20 vs 4-5

[prin 𖤍 @velcrolezbo]

so not only did you pry into her business, you brought it onto twitter? you honestly need to be reported and fired

[Sally @beingsally1]

How is the world ever going to see this?

33 reposts, 20+ likes yet the view is just 409 views?

Everyone, they’re killing Christians in the city of Kaduna and no one is doing anything about it.

We need help!!!

[No. @GeoNeonPeach]

It’s funny when women say “If I were a man, I would be a trick” like girl no you wouldn’t lmao

[Manjul Vic🦅 @VictorManjul]

Nigerians, PREPARE FOR WAR O🙏🏻🙏🏻

Me I’m prepared 🫴

[ThatYvngBoi🈲 @yvngthagoat]

@stunnaatillidie Congrats brother👏

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

to the indian guys on youtube, this day is for you. thank you🙏🏾

[Vee 🖤🧁 @Victoria_Momolu]

I like how people on twitter express my thoughts and all I have to do is just repost. Thank you 😭