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[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

Me at my 8th grade graduation dance with my 6th grade English teacher

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

Can’t relate to the “I’m so excited for hoodie and sweats season!!!” tweets. It be 90 degrees and I’m in a hoodie lol shits not seasonal it’s year round

[Co D. Ranks @CRankinit69]

if someone made me candy corn cookies I would take it as a threat

[jorts 🇵🇸 @ftmensch]

idk who needs to hear this but cities are not just places for white people to live in their 20s and then leave again

[Cameron!! @cameronmattis]

the good news is my custom facemask arrived, the bad news is that they printed my face 20% too large

[culinary comedic relief 🎭🍳 @bobxgnarly]

Fella made a very good point here

[🤨 @ywsyls12]

@_lil_anxiety 8 year old cousin

[🤨 @ywsyls12]

@alexandracooper Sofia watching this

[Zito @_Zeets]

People at the bar: "Sing us a song, Billy"

Billy Joel, for the next five minutes: "Look at all these miserable fucking people, who are drinking to forget about their sad lives"

[dean 🦂 @DeanScorpion_]

Girls over 5’8 saying “I don’t have a man right now” That’s fine we in a 2-3 zone

[🤨 @ywsyls12]

update: my mom is making a Twitter just to #BooTheCommish

[queen of the clouds @snowibitch]

just two cuties looking at each other

[🤨 @ywsyls12]

@timedotoole feelz

[🤨 @ywsyls12]

Do you think Hawaii enjoys being a state? Or do you think it absolutely despises being a state and doesn’t celebrate the Fourth of July?

[🤨 @ywsyls12]

Nilla wafers have no business being as good as they are

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i’ve decided i’m pushing my birthday back to june due to the ongoing corona situation

[James @CaucasianJames]

glad zoboomafoo isn’t alive to see all this