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[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

Delta 8 THC is now a felony in Texas.

DUI isn't a felony until your 3rd DUI in Texas.

Republicans are incapable of competent government.

[asmariya @basamortuu]

being autistic is like seeing multiple big ass elephants in the room and you’re just not supposed to say anything

[☮️ @yyyddad]

@SatanicMetalBug @NiaNia62168597 @Tooth_Chipper @herainhistory who did she kill?

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

I saw your wife in the back booth with Chester Cheetah and they were really testing the limits of the things you can legally do in a public setting

[maybe: k*rk @a_dose_of_wx]

It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me that there’s a tornado in progress in Oklahoma”

[mariana @pastapilled]

Does Sisyphus forget of his boulder

[Matilda ✨ @thisfromathilda]

Happy 420 let’s get high and cum

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

last night i got catcalled by a woman who was actively rolling a blunt. love to see women in male dominated fields!

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

i like that mailman trucks don’t have no door. fuck yeah. take his shoes too

[hannaH 🦆✖️✖️ @coughdropsh]

Birds be named “creamy rumped miner” and then plants be named “rapeseed” and nobody is even doing anything about it

[cassidy xcx @olsencassidy]

I literally cannot see that monkey get hurt by another adult monkey while clutching his little stuffed toy I am going to kill jyself

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.

[meowwww @cncmeoww]

smoking a joint on an empty stomach and playing minecraft just as god intended

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

Smokin on that weed that makes you die

[alexis 🪐 @alexisluvsu666]

smoking w a sore throat and stuffy nose bc #idc

[caiterpillar𓆑 @bugging0ut]

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed

[Logan Paul @LoganPaul]

I love my brother but I don’t agree with this

Puerto Ricans are Americans & I’m happy they were given the opportunity to showcase the talent that comes from the island

[dunt @hehehehlolhehe]

smoking on that shit that made they them

[۟ @ragingxngxl]

Can you unclog this cart for me baby