David.

S = k. log W : Did they get you to trade Your heroes for ghosts?

[A.A.Milne @A_AMilne]

I can think whatever I like to think,
I can play whatever I like to play,
I can laugh whatever I like to laugh,
There’s nobody here but me.
I’ll play a lot tomorrow...
I’ll think a lot tomorrow...
I’ll laugh a lot tomorrow...
Good-night.
~A.A.Milne #SelfIsolation #staypositive

[David. @zDavidB]

Happy Montuewedthufrisatsunday.

[David. @zDavidB]

Blessed are the Cheesemakers.

[🧀 Patrick McGuigan 🧀 @PatrickMcGuigan]

IMPORTANT CHEESE NEWS UPDATE! The Specialist Cheesemakers Association has updated its website with a list of cheesemakers you can buy direct from.
https://t.co/qVg641Ayn6

[Annabel 💙 🧡Schnauzerfest @AnnabelABW]

Hands up whose dog has been their rock in this strange and sometimes difficult time. I think this sentiment goes both ways. 🧡 They are enjoying me staying home safe. Stay safe everyone and cherish each other! #staysafestayhome #quarantine #dailyexercise #lockdown #SchnauzerGang

[Battersea @Battersea_]

Today's Rescue Pet of the Week is Paris, who is now living her best life thanks to her wonderful human Amanda. 😍 #RescueIsMyFavouriteBreed

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Lunch” - Now redefined as a period of constant snacking from waking until bedtime

[David. @zDavidB]

Thank heavens for that.
Keep kitteh indoors when there is a shortage of cleaning products?

[BritishVets @BritishVets]

⚠️ Contrary to some news reports this morning, we're NOT advising that all cats be kept indoors during the #COVID19 pandemic. Only cats from infected or self-isolating households should be kept indoors as a precaution, if possible. Read our statement https://t.co/0Gr9ADZfxa

[Scott Hanselman 🌮 @shanselman]

TIL a new software term: "Scream Test" - When you don't know if something is still being used so you take it away and see if anybody screams.

[Battersea @Battersea_]

Have you been working from home with a canine colleague? Here's some tips on how to stay productive whilst keeping your dog entertained 🐶 We'd love to hear your own tips below too ⬇️

https://t.co/2hrEe0vUst

[DZone @DZoneInc]

*Virtual hug*

[David. @zDavidB]

Yeah I knew one day our time will come again. The rise of working storage.

[IanB @punctuation]

Hmmm can I still remember how to do it like I did in the '80s? 😂

[Jeremy Leigh @JerryDLeigh]

Might stay in tomorrow

[David. @zDavidB]

Today can just do one.
Not in the mood.

[Gene Hunt ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ @GeneHunt]

If you’re feeling guilty about your kids watching too much TV, turn the volume down, turn on the subtitles and hey presto..... now they are reading. Job’s a good’un. #homeschooling #homeschooling2020

[David. @zDavidB]

He had a good innings.

[ICC @ICC]

The ICC expresses its sadness at the death of mathematician Tony Lewis, who co-developed the Duckworth-Lewis-Stern system of calculating target scores in rain-affected limited-overs matches. https://t.co/hsGnO0bmfH

[TwistedDoodles @twisteddoodles]

Social distance not emotional distance. #SocialDistancing

[Resistbot @resistbot]

“Stay the f— at home.”