yung absurdist

unconsciousness rules

[Ria 𖤓☽⋆ @riamourningstar]

the line that makes me go crazy and hurt myself and others

[Andrew Cunningham @cunninghamUTDR]

Noelle's sister Dess, whatever happend there

[jos @josiahhughes]

i'm not gen z but i am one zen g

[Solzhenixon @sardonic_greek]

The road to hell is paved with evil pavement

[a sakshi of the seven kingdoms @_breakspears]

happy 78th grrmpaw

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

My sweet Princess

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

mcdonalds gave me a free burger because my backstory is tragic

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

If I was a normal hijacker I would be so mad about 9/11 dude. They ruined it for everyone who just wanted to go to Havana

[Sammy Breakfast @sam_thraxx]

one of the best parts about being in a relationship is that they'll like and comment on your latest post, increasing its engagement and giving it a better chance of going viral

[wint @dril]

i hate i t when girls think im proposing whenever i take the knee at them in protest

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

Boss, that's a spider. They tend to appear inside houses. It isn't one of the mission objectives, but it could be a useful ally against any houseflies you encounter.

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

Sometimes I’ll say things aloud like Im majoring in Male Anorexia and my roommate will go Okay amazing

[westerosies @westerosies]

George R.R. Martin attends the HBO Max Primetime Emmy awards after party. #Emmys

[femcellord @femcellord]

bro why can't we fuck i literally gifted you tung tung tung sahur in fortnite

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

A MAN WITH SHAVING RAZORS FOR TEETH WOULD HAVE SERIOUS DIFFICULTY CHEWING HIS FOOD

[Joe Keller 9️⃣🇵🇸 @Joe_keller710]

If my GF became Obsession i'd scream like a fat little pot-bellied gnome. I'd lowkey shout like an asshole.

[fawn @daehatesyou]

it was a GI jane joke