jasmine

we peaking

[bette davis thighs @LivvyParrot]

I bet the Lindt master chocolatier is an absolute animal in bed

[jasmine @z_jasz]

@JamesBlunt hi james, which do you think is a better mythical creature - vampires or fairies?

[L D N _ L E W🦩S @LDN_Lewis]

christ if I had £1 for every government resignation today I could buy a tub of Lurpak

[jasmine @z_jasz]

@lockedkai the range xx

[Georgia Townend @georgiatownend_]

Yolanda Hadid would simply throw a fit if she knew how much I’d eaten today.

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

To all the young people out there who haven't gotten the Spotify Wrapped results they were hoping for, just remember that there's no wrong path. I left school without a single Spotify Wrapped to my name and, hey, I seem to be doing okay.

[cole @juul_survivor]

spotify wrapping everyones music right now

[jasmine @z_jasz]

@lockedkai this MC does

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

If you can’t bring yourself to wear a mask while sitting next to 95 year old David Attenborough, how can you say that you actually care about other people? @BorisJohnson you really should be ashamed of yourself

[“Tha Great” @ReggieConway]

How’s the minors face shown but the 18+ policeman’s face isn’t? Says a lot

[Robert Webb @arobertwebb]

That’s Rumberwang! #Strictly

[Maureen Fitzsimmons @mojos55]

Shakey wakey UK !

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

The planet is on fire and this is what the Tories are talking about?

They'd rather let the world burn and our cities drown than take on the fossil fuel billionaires destroying our planet.

[Lucia Keskin @chiwithaC]

the matt hancock video except it’s played on christmas day in eastenders 2007

[emma .｡*ﾟ+.*.｡ @dreamgirlism]

exactly

[Janelle Shane @JanelleCShane]

bias laundering edition

[Wez @Big_Wezza]

Me trying to find a cold spot in my bed in this heat