Zachary Johnson

I’m dangerous like a fire in a nursing home

[Zachary Johnson @zacharyrjohn]

@PFF_Fantasy Can’t believe I’m saying this but I need it to be Alec Pierce

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

f**k it, all 10,000 receiving yards in keenan's career

[Zachary Johnson @zacharyrjohn]

@MLB @astros @Jpena221 @ABREG_1 @JustinVerlander BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

“I hope you all enjoyed the fireworks! Looking forward to seeing more fire work in Q3”

[Jeff @TheFantasyEng]

Use this one SECRET TRICK and I *guarantee* you'll win your fantasy league this year

[Zachary Johnson @zacharyrjohn]

Nvm we’re cool now

[Zachary Johnson @zacharyrjohn]

Easily the biggest scam of this years finals

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

almost time to play #ChipotleFreePointer again. the rules: every time a player hits a 3-pointer in the game, we’re tweeting out 300 free entrée codes. turn on your notifications.

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[Hunter Dale @hunterdale6]

@NFL_DovKleiman Bradberry

[Zachary Johnson @zacharyrjohn]

Pain.

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

final.

[Gothikz @confiuit]

@chicknerdy12 @tayk yeah but he made megaman and the race

[pj @pjayevans]

I would love for you all to do jackass stuff

[Is The McRib Back Today? @ItsMcRibbinTime]

Today was truly one one of the hardest days of my life. Saying goodbye to the McRib is like pulling a loved one off life support. Til we meet on the other side… I’ll love you forever. RIP TO THE McRib 1985-2022!

[ogmaxb @ogm4xb_]

if i die all my boys got permission to say “on my dead homie” and then tell a lie

[Zachary Johnson @zacharyrjohn]

Every single 1pm game is top tier

[Zachary Johnson @zacharyrjohn]

@Evo621 @MLB @astros Shut up Jmp 2 Conclusns Matt

[Zachary Johnson @zacharyrjohn]

@Evo621 @MLB @astros

[Zachary Johnson @zacharyrjohn]

Yordadddy done did it too em 😮‍💨😮‍💨

[Houston Astros @astros]

Playing this on repeat.

[Is The McRib Back Today? @ItsMcRibbinTime]

YOURE GD RIGHT IT IS

[Zachary Johnson @zacharyrjohn]

@McDonalds @ItsMcRibbinTime

[Zachary Johnson @zacharyrjohn]

Jeremy Peña really is him #LevelUp