Dungeon Daddy 🐉

aspiring author, subpar barista, nerd, punk boi. all daddy, no sugar. bi and probably high. he/him

[Dungeon Daddy 🐉 @zachbailey92]

They say, "Dress for the job you want." But whenever I walk in wearing armor and animal skins, I get weird looks. Is the war paint too much?

[Dungeon Daddy 🐉 @zachbailey92]

@egoraptor @MTGSecretLair Dude, I wanted to get the Iron Maiden ones so badly, and losing out on them only to see people immediately reselling them for crazy prices makes me livid

[Dungeon Daddy 🐉 @zachbailey92]

Never underestimate a white boys love of any kinda metal offshoots that sing about dragons and swords and shit. They might try to keep it a secret, out of shame, but every white boy love a good sword.

[Dungeon Daddy 🐉 @zachbailey92]

@Goldsabertooth Najeela would be so clutch

[Dungeon Daddy 🐉 @zachbailey92]

Hell yeah!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Hayao Miyazaki’s ‘PRINCESS MONONOKE’ will be getting a new 4K restoration released exclusively in IMAX theaters on March 26.

[sean @DilettanteryPod]

first good ai joke

[Dungeon Daddy 🐉 @zachbailey92]

@DS93_ Don’t act like it didn’t have you rolling too

[Dungeon Daddy 🐉 @zachbailey92]

More like Dichabod Crane, ammiright?

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Straight up “bearing it” and by “it”, haha, well, let’s just say The Curse

ⓘ 𝗢𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗧𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁

[Dungeon Daddy 🐉 @zachbailey92]

@BrandSanderson I’m wanting to do a commander deck, with a proxy of Dalinar as the commander. Was thinking of Jodah, the Unifier because his title feels very “Bondsmithy” but I wanted to ask if there was another card that you feel fit better?

[Elias Cepeda @CoachCarlx]

*Crying while I watch this and still say, through tears* ACAB

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

“Young men need a space where they can act traditionally masculine.”

Mosh pits.

“And express their emotions in a healthy way.”

Mosh pits.

“Where they can find community.”

Mosh pits.

“Somewhere they can gain a basic understanding of consent.”

*STARTS DOING WINDMILLS*

[Dungeon Daddy 🐉 @zachbailey92]

Topical Magic card of the day #mtg

[Dungeon Daddy 🐉 @zachbailey92]

@jay13x It’d be pretty rad if you picked me

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

when the fantasy book starts getting into trade relations between neighbouring nations

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

How did Biden have enough mana to cast hurricane twice in a row.

[Tolarian Community College @TolarianCollege]

In this terrifying world, all we have are the connections we make.

[Dungeon Daddy 🐉 @zachbailey92]

Y’all ever listen to Reptillia high?

[Dungeon Daddy 🐉 @zachbailey92]

Hell yeah! Sounds rad!

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

@FINALLEVEL Woke means tearing down my John Wayne statues and forcing me to erect a Spider-Man fountain that sprays gay beer on my lawn that turns it into astroturf.