ayushman

bottomless pit supervisor

[ayushman @zackerino_]

@alienshrimpp just asked if u talked to other girls on swiggy... we have been dating for 2 yrs

[The Edict @AshokaEdict]

This article examines the growing interference of founders and trustees in the day-to-day workings of Ashoka University through its governing practices.

https://t.co/i9SBnYc9v1

[ayushman @zackerino_]

@alienshrimpp hell nawww

[ayushman @zackerino_]

siya said chesticals

[Dune: Countdown @Dune_Countdown]

i’m seated. the theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because it ‘hasn’t even started filming yet’ but i’m simply too seated.

[ayushman @zackerino_]

you're in her dms, i am failing the learners license test with her

[ayushman @zackerino_]

@alienshrimpp i'll tell her

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Elon only admitting he knew Trump is a child rapist after Trump took away his government contracts says everything you need to know about him.

[Gajender Yadav @imYadav31]

Let me ask:

▪️ Why is there no escalation mechanism at the passport office for genuine cases like this?
▪️ Why is a security guard acting like he owns the office, deciding who gets to enter and who doesn’t?
▪️ Why is common sense so uncommon in Indian government offices?
▪️ Why are citizens treated like they’re asking for favors when we are paying for a service?
▪️Why is there no grievance officer on-ground to immediately intervene in such genuine cases?

[dev @freeallpenguins]

I envy these goras purely on a geographical basis. where I live if I do 20k steps in any direction the most eventful place I'll find myself is a chauraha with two parchoon ki dukaan and a commerce tuition whose students try to run me over w their activas

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I cannot believe the Republicans are extending the debt ceiling—I am a Republican & I am embarrassed!

[ayushman @zackerino_]

make a statue, a huge statue...

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Bruno confirms exclusive story on rejecting Al Hilal: “The president called me, I’ve rejected”.

“I spoke to Amorim. He asked me not to go. Manchester United didn’t want to sell me. And they don’t need the money. But if I had wanted to leave, they would have made it happen”.

[prth @paaarth319]

saw gpay transactions from last month and i think the mauj masti has finally caught up with me

[jasjiv @jasjiv]

@sbikh : “If you end up offending a whole bunch of people, even though you were not technically incorrect in what you said, then an expression of regret and an apology is a sign of good grace and decency.”
—Veer Bhikchandani

Just think about what this founder of Ashoka is saying: if you’ve posted a spirited pro-peace FB post, highlighting the cost of war and who pays the receipts, but end up offending the state (who’s mostly offended by the proj religion) even whilst being right, apologise—gracefully!

Here’s the ex-VC of Ashoka; and it’s clear why he left:

[ayushman @zackerino_]

@him_a_varshith it's important and necessary to let go #acidinsightsnearthebeach

[ayushman @zackerino_]

@alienshrimpp me

[Olga Nesterova @onestpress]

Saudi Royal Court now has a mobile McDonald’s serving Trump during his stay