NaCl Antique Lizard

Tea/whiskey drinker. Coddiwompler. I got out of bed for this?! 🌊

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@TimHortonsUS Will you be selling Kit Kats instead? Hmmmm….

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@CSMFHT @MerriamWebster As opposed to Shrieking Eels?

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Thank you @DGlaucomflecken for the hilarity and inspiration today at the #AARC 2025 Congress. I promise to keep watching!

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@Catsillyness Ooo the beer was spilled on the barroom floor and the bar was closed for the night. When out of his hole came a little brown mouse & sat in the pale moonlight. He lapped up the beer on the barroom floor and back on his haunches he sat & all night long, you could hear him roar…

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@DianneCallaha16 I’m not sure if this is the actual Security administration or not. It was a weird email address, but yes, I got this yesterday or the day before.

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@WillieHandler More of an axiom: the oxen are slow, but the Earth is patient.

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@tonyposnanski Macoun

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@se4realhinton Good choices! Have you watched Shetland? Start with season 1.

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@HannahDCox I was babysitting the neighbors kid at 10.

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@theliamnissan 10000000%
Your mom puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit? How could anything possibly be better than that? So many good one liners. It’s how my family communicates.

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@TRHLofficial Real Genius

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@inqdragon2 Who is the greater fool? The fool, or the fool who follows him? – Obi-Wan Kenobi.

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@macdoin Oh but maybe you’re not in the US.

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@macdoin My son was diagnosed in 2011. I didn’t know about this tax credit!

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@inqdragon2 They had it comin’

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@NTSTranslation Because type 1 diabetes exists.

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@altonbrown He looks just like you! Congrats. Can’t wait to meet him.

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@WritingYogi No. Please ask!

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@LenaLiapi Congrats!

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@ShawnInArizona Nope