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Nils for alltid

[K @zboch]

[I am Giraffe] https://t.co/NmhEyCU8Hx #iamgiraffe

[K @zboch]

Gleder meg til alle instabildene av tre nøtter og askepott om et kvarter

[Forsberg™ @forsberg]

Sykt kjipt når retweet-knappen går istykker! Eller hva, @ReginaSonja?

[K @zboch]

Dagens faketan blir morgendagens rynker

[K @zboch]

Jeg fant nutella i skapet! Jeg fant n u t e l l a hurra hurra

[K @zboch]

Sjokolade midt på natta er ikke en dum ting

[K @zboch]

Jeg twitrer kun for å få liv

[K @zboch]

Clumsy ninja 🎈🎈

[K @zboch]

Brygger øl

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

I'm God's gift to women if he stopped at a gas station last minute.

[Kjedelige Tweets @Kjedlig]

NSB. Alltid forsinket.

[John @sidewalk_yawn]

letters are cool bc they are tiny & there are only 26 of them but if you arrange them the right way they can change a person's world forever

[K @zboch]

Kan man få betennelse i tommelen av for mye iphonebruk? Au

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

a group of ducks are gathered around a ouija board. the glass slowly moves, B-R-E... *the ducks tense up* ...A-D *ducks go fuckin nuts*

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

Honey, it just occurred to me that clowns and spiders die, creating clown ghosts and spider ghosts. Grab the kids, we're moving to Space.

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Bruce Willis is at the supermarket, standing by the cucumbers & laughing hysterically, pointing at them with tears streaming down his face

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

helo girl are u a firework b/c i only see u maybe 3 times a year & ur very pretty & im scared to get closer to u