Zack Dwenger

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Zack Dwenger @zdwenger]

@Other_Luke @LukeMauer33 I can’t believe you went straight past the Chili Dip…

[Zack Dwenger @zdwenger]

@LukeMauer33 When you have a first guess, you use that first guess. Every time.

[Zack Dwenger @zdwenger]

@MegcSullivan Lol touché hahaha

[Zack Dwenger @zdwenger]

Why can’t we all agree that some social safety is good (the left), but it also requires someone to pay for it (the right) and instead decide on what the biggest thing we want to pay for and the biggest thing we can cut like a normal budget??

[Zack Dwenger @zdwenger]

@dog_rates can we get a shoutout for Murphy who has gone a WHOLE WEEK without an accident inside!!? #goodboy #Airedales

[Zack Dwenger @zdwenger]

@lpmauer @TruittDaeger @ajpulskamp Nope. That guy has less of a receding hairline than @ajpulskamp

[Zack Dwenger @zdwenger]

@YouTubeTV so I had a price increase to “add channels” to then remove channels that people watch? What a bunch of horse shit, dropping tomorrow for Sling or literally anything else. Thought you cared about the cord cutters.

[Zack Dwenger @zdwenger]

Anyone else clean their house before they leave for a few days so that you come home to cleanliness? Or am I the oddball? #AskingForAFriend

[Zack Dwenger @zdwenger]

@OpinionsAnonPod @tdblodgett Nah we play for big money. Like the $2 I won from @jrgauck and $6 from @tdblodgett last night.

[Zack Dwenger @zdwenger]

@lpmauer At least I’m not funny looking like you @lpmauer #burn

[Zack Dwenger @zdwenger]

So I don’t care when many shows end, but not gonna lie, the @Suits_USA finale left me with #AllTheFeels I mean, I don’t think a series could end better (except not ending at all)

[Zack Dwenger @zdwenger]

I hope @INDOT ‘s improvements on 465 are worth the 78 extra hours I’m spending in traffic over the next couple weeks unlike the “improvements” on 70 west. #IndyTraffic

[Zack Dwenger @zdwenger]

@AndySeiter that’s exactly what someone that did get invited to an Illuminati meeting would say....

[Zack Dwenger @zdwenger]

I think we have a serious problem with the quality of cars in America-it seems like the more expensive the car, the less likely the turn signals are to work. It couldn’t be that people just don’t use them...

[Zack Dwenger @zdwenger]

@indypung that’s almost definitely a charge... right?

[Zack Dwenger @zdwenger]

There’s an extra special place in hell for people that talk on speakerphone in a public place. #convincemeimwrong

[Zack Dwenger @zdwenger]

@tdblodgett I don't have Hulu - looks like it's your turn to subscribe

[The Orville @TheOrville]

.@hulu will be entering the galaxy as #TheOrville takes off as a new Hulu Original.

Season 3 of The Orville will stream exclusively on Hulu in 2020.

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Oh yeah, Spicy Nuggets come back in a month.