David Grynch

bug eater | bicameral | eight years old | born in 1986

[David Grynch @zeeburtwillson]

Eyes Wide Shut is my favorite Christmas movie. Fuck you

[Chowder 🐺 @imbrownonline]

practicing a new money spread technique where i move my singular $20 bill so fast it looks like i have two or possibly three

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

fuck

[HowlingNorbit @HowlingNorbit0]

I accidentally hit my neighbors window with a bottle rocket last night and it startled him so bad he shot his wife, kids, then himself.

[megalomaniac @urauntiesnudes]

call it necrophilia the way I crack a cold one

[Fender Belly @fender_belly]

In a very real sense: Goblin mode

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

He's speaking in the Foghorn Leghorn cadence

[chance @chanceposts]

Anne Hathaway I have decrypted your signals and have received your message

[Fanfiction_txt @fanfiction_txt]

Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

[David Grynch @zeeburtwillson]

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[vans ★ cr: o namorado @algumabookstan]

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[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

That one kid you knew in elementary school who lied for no reason

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

speaking as glibly as Beavis & Butthead. does T***p even grasp the profound significance of what he has set in motion in the Middle East? this person whose most essential self is riding in a golf cart fatly, cheating at the profoundly insignificant game of leisure golf when he assumes no one is looking.

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

what to do if cigarette ashes fall on your tallywhacker

[David Grynch @zeeburtwillson]

Drake if he made a sequel to Hotline Bling:
“Ever since I left the city two!”

[Ron Arbuckle @touchgrass_ron]

Creekgooner frame mogged by local pack of toothcel tailmaxxers

[David Grynch @zeeburtwillson]

@Teksun64 @nua_peasant @MarlaAReid @Kingofbrunch Triple the amount of butter

[Dalton Pruitt @daltonleepruitt]

I miss drinking. I miss buying four 40s of Mickeys and then later going to YouTube on the tv, closing one eye so I can see better, and typing in “Metallica one live Seattle”.

[Wolf man! @ImSmilingRn]

Gay technology connections: This Vintage Microwave Still Works Great, And Im Gay

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

It's weird how many people I see who rely on chat gpt who also have not learned what it's called and I genuinely think they're lower life forms

[dick kickem @iShitInMyJNCOS]

Good morning or as the Chinese say “good morning.” But in their own language

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

At the age now where It’s a Wonderful Life gets me choked up like every other scene. Just a movie that gets better and better with time, a film that captures the totality of life, regrets, love and community