Zelda Foster

My name-a Zelda! I like you! I like sex! Is nice.

[wife bug @buugwife]

TEAR GAS TEDDY GOT GASSED

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

unfortunately we will not cover the medicine that keeps you from throwing up from pain every month. but we have a good reason! a lady ate an apple in our favorite book

[Zelda Foster @zelda_foster]

@galacticthey

[official micro soft paint @mstaint]

🤔

[Julia Kaye, prettiest girl in the world 🏳️‍⚧️ @upandoutcomic]

The only silver lining to being sick is cough drops

Gotta eat candy all day, doctor's orders

[Zelda Foster @zelda_foster]

@yuureishimonone same

[lex 🪩 @lexcameron_]

I SAID whoever doesn’t believe global warming ya moms a hoe

[PopCrush @PopCrush]

'Scream' queen Drew Barrymore is producing an all-female led horror anthology: https://t.co/Cxo1x6CGKT

[Zelda Foster @zelda_foster]

NOT IF I MAKE IT FIRST https://t.co/Re7WH2eoha

[Zelda Foster @zelda_foster]

@velvetgeorgia How tall are you?

[Zelda Foster @zelda_foster]

@velvetgeorgia SO PROUD OF U

[samantha @goblin_sorcerer]

forced feminization captions i have made over the years

[Zelda Foster @zelda_foster]

@yuureishimonone
https://t.co/UJVdvL6rKa

[Zelda Foster @zelda_foster]

@ronnihana When asked if he would cut funding for the arts to fund wwii, Winston Churchill replied "then what are we fighting for?"