Connor

I am Woke

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@lowgradef Read Book of the New Sun

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@LetsTread @NebsGoodTakes All it would take is for one grain to be lifted in the air by the blasts for the process to continue. I don’t think glassing would be reliable

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Drag racing in a hearse

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@TheWyteRabbit1 Buer’s a chill demon though. I wouldn’t worry about it

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@roryisconfused @kermiszk Watch me

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@roryisconfused @kermiszk Okay

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@braveandstrong6 Way to work on improving yourself. I’m happy for you 🥰

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A car followed me my way home today. I thought they were going to present me with an award for being the world’s only sapient driver but they were actually just pissed that I cut them off

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@SMILEYSKINZ @Weeezin You want to make voice actors look like their characters?

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@VLONEPREDATOR You ever try cropping with one hand?

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@Stealth40k Wow, a real life moogle idol group! That’s exactly what was missing from the original FF7

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@DisclosureDay_ It would be called Lodge Vision

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@trademovies Same energy

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@tenderrsugarr Evil HcJustin

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@sanjehorah

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@CottrelloVision

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@Love_Thy_Hood What was wrong with Frodo’s casting?

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@hausofdecline Why isn’t his penis visible and getting crushed by the spikes 😢

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@trapdoortango What would you say about sex between man and woman where the man got a vasectomy? Or sex between an elderly couple?

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@trapdoortango @Philip_Goff This implies that sex between an infertile couple is also sinful