Andrew Ferguson

[Andrew Ferguson @zenmunc]

@hashtagmeltham Yes, in 1948! But then flogged off in the 80s obviously

[Andrew Ferguson @zenmunc]

@nuddypants They’re very friendly aren’t they? They came across the field to say hello

[Andrew Ferguson @zenmunc]

@nuddypants The pigs are back? They’d gone when I was up there a couple of weeks ago

[Andrew Ferguson @zenmunc]

@Manjitskitchen I couldn’t understand how food could taste so good!

[Andrew Ferguson @zenmunc]

@Manjitskitchen During night out in Harrogate in the 90s when I was in 6th form. A friend suggested going for a curry instead of a nightclub. The restaurant was up some stairs between two shops, I didn’t even know it was there. I played it safe with a chicken tikka masala 😂

[Andrew Ferguson @zenmunc]

@MooseAllain Yes! When you’re young you don’t have much life admin to deal with but as you get older you’ve got to work out systems for it, otherwise you’ll spend all your time doing boring crap and no time having fun #squarebutnotsquare

[Andrew Ferguson @zenmunc]

@dannywallace @JaneyGodley Allowing people different privileges based on their health status is now ok?🤔
Since your logic has (presumably) been exaggerated for effect, here’s an opposing argument, also exaggerated for effect:
First they came for those who had not been vaccinated. And did not speak out...

[Andrew Ferguson @zenmunc]

@GrimArtGroup Thought I recognised that gable end!

[Andrew Ferguson @zenmunc]

@nuddypants @BomberRun Love that old photo! How fast was he when that was taken?

[Andrew Ferguson @zenmunc]

@Manjitskitchen Clicking that link has caused uncontrolled salivary gland stimulation. Sorry if that’s too much information

[Andrew Ferguson @zenmunc]

@jamesorme1 If I tweeted this I’m pretty sure my mum would ring to reply

[Andrew Ferguson @zenmunc]

Fake news, far too coherent

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Doctors, Nurses and ALL at the GREAT Walter Reed Medical Center, and others from likewise incredible institutions who have joined them, are AMAZING!!!Tremendous progress has been made over the last 6 months in fighting this PLAGUE. With their help, I am feeling well!

[Andrew Ferguson @zenmunc]

@TheH_dGiraffe Calzone is good but not as good as deep fried pizza

[Andrew Ferguson @zenmunc]

@KayBurley ...and the mannequin has somehow been over-promoted to health secretary

[Andrew Ferguson @zenmunc]

@trouteyes Hang the BJ

[Andrew Ferguson @zenmunc]

@gracepetrie Probably already been mentioned but at no point did @coopuk attempt to influence editorial content, they’re just not willing to sponsor it 👍

[Andrew Ferguson @zenmunc]

@TheMarzipanPig Could mount it on wheels too

[Andrew Ferguson @zenmunc]

@TheMarzipanPig @jamesorme1 Thanks, I’d successfully forgotten about that. And they landed on me.

[Andrew Ferguson @zenmunc]

@TheMarzipanPig @TheH_dGiraffe A garden centre?