booty sweat

[clithony findertano @ducktelevision]

sometimes a big dawg (me) needs a pup cup (8-16 beers)

[nube☁️ • 👧🍵⏳🪶 @rdvelveties]

being an adult is looking at your 35 installed games on your desktop and deciding you're too tired for anything other than a youtube video

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Chilled weekend to all of you

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

my daily routine:
1. ????????????
2. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I've been in situations before that didn't even happen

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

I’m like a retarded philosopher

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

If you die in wordle you die in real life

[Houston Bone @houstonbone]

walking down the pedestrian tunnel at Toronto’s Spadina subway station

[Bat | 🐅 ⊹₊ @cowboymiggy]

i'm woke but not woke enough to stop deadnaming the oakland athletics

[stephanie @stefezes]

hoffman, you bozo

[insane freak guy @Beer_Pisser]

In a cave smoking sliced off goblin dicks

[Bennett @Bennett_F7]

Jeff Hoffman has single handedly destroyed the good will he’s built up recently. I genuinely have no words for this

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[Icy @whereicy]

At the strip club sighing loudly until the stripper ask what’s wrong

[Earvin Magic Johnson @MagicJohnson]

I can’t wait to watch Game 7 of the Oklahoma City Thunder vs San Antonio Spurs tonight on NBC. This game is must see TV!

[yip @yipfella]

my girl mad i havent replied to her selfie yet. hold on shawty im tryna figure out how to spell georges

[jake @wormpuller]

Idgaf if you’re a student driver I got Instagram reels to watch so stay out of my way