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[computer witch @zero__c0ol]

Quick video of my moms dog wading around in a pool half his size and then drying off in the jasmine bush

[computer witch @zero__c0ol]

The Pitt really ran out of money when they had to cast Jake huh

[computer witch @zero__c0ol]

Not Belinda doing to pornchai what Tonya did to her 🫠🫠

[computer witch @zero__c0ol]

I’m not hard to read, you’re just illiterate

[computer witch @zero__c0ol]

I hate Texas Halloween what do you mean you’re the Shania Twain classic Man! I feel like a woman!

[computer witch @zero__c0ol]

Saw the dating profile of the man I was pining after and it gave me the ick

[computer witch @zero__c0ol]

I know I’ve still got it cuz I got a rice bowl 20 minutes before close and the guy still gave me a free soda

[The Rogue Princess. @ShenaeCurry]

i’m sorry but this is SO GOOD LMFAO

[ok @slugcharmer]

i hate btches who are not curious abt the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[computer witch @zero__c0ol]

Practical magic mornings >>>

[doxie @doxie_gay]

close enough, welcome back Jesus Christ

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

ppl saying we want moo deng. if you dont respect fritz youre a fake hippo fan and moo deng would hate your ass

[clare @sadderlizards]

i found you in this lifetime and i’ll find you in the next. consider this a warning

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[computer witch @zero__c0ol]

@notcapnamerica Nothing can compare to being ten when this dropped

[LL Cool Tweet @LLcoooltweet]

Doing this with a pierogi in Lake Erie

[computer witch @zero__c0ol]

Having a crush on someone without social media is so healing. No urge to post whatsoever if he can’t see it

[Charli @charli_xcx]

that’s called brat autumn xx

[computer witch @zero__c0ol]

Men really do find any fucking reason to message you at 2 am

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

EVERYBODY SHUT UP the plane they use to fly the horses from all over the world to the Olympics for the equestrian events is called AIR HORSE ONE