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Extreme resistance.
Christ is Lord.
Isaiah 3:12
Good boy points: infinite

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@StephenM @JDVance

Did you know that every executive branch agency has a Counter Insider Threat program, with user activity monitoring capabilities? This was directed under EO13587 in response to Snowden/Manning.

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Stephen Miller gemming out on Fox News

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@inflammateomnia "We?"

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@inkblotistan True frens

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I love goofing off way more than I should. Mama tried!

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Periodic reminder that nothing on Twitter really matters and that I’m just using Twitter to have fun and build up a core of about fifty IRL people close to me I trust and then waiting for things to get kinetic and you should be doing this too

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@BovrilG We're to goof off

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lol

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America, a stranger will rename you in a single breath, and you are simply expected to come when called.

I went to eat at a busy restaurant. A young man at the front asked for my name, to mark my place in line. I gave it the weight it has carried for eight hundred years.

"Nobunaga."

He smiled, nodded, and wrote it down with great confidence. Then he read it back to me, to be sure he had honored it correctly.

"Perfect. Banana, party of one."

Banana. He had heard my name, held it a moment, and returned to me something rounder and more cheerful. To refuse the name a host gives is to refuse his welcome. I bowed. I was Banana now.

Then he handed me a small black disc, said it would "light up and buzz" when my table was ready, and turned to the next guest as though he had not just placed a living thing in my hands.

I held it in both palms, the way one holds a small sleeping beast that may wake. I found a place to stand. I waited, ready.

It woke.

It screamed. It flashed red. It leapt and shook in my hands like a captured spirit demanding release. A lesser man would have dropped it. I did not. I gripped it, steady, looked into its blinking lights, and told it, in a low voice, that its time had come. Then I carried it back to the host with both hands, the way one returns a hawk to its master.

He took it without looking and shouted across the entire room.

"BANANA! Party of one, your table's ready!"

A hundred strangers turned. I rose. I crossed that floor as Banana, spine straight, chin level, a man answering to his name. A child pointed at me. I gave the child a small bow. He had recognized me.

All through the meal they kept me. "How's it tasting, Banana?" "More water, Banana?" The check, when it came, said Banana, and thanked me for visiting. By the end the whole staff knew me. They waved as I left. "Night, Banana!"

So tell me honestly.

For eight hundred years my clan answered to one name. Tonight I answered to a fruit, calmed a screaming relic in my bare hands, and ate among people who were glad I came.

When the little disc lights up, is the table truly mine, or am I only keeping it warm for the next Banana?

Because I have already decided to return on Friday, and to ask, very humbly, for the same disc.

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@RamboVanHalen Patriot

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@trumpbloodbath @chiefredhawk4 I would have said that but I'm dum

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@trumpbloodbath @chiefredhawk4 I sorta don't think so. I believe he's a tough guy "fight me" true-believer leftist.

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@MISTYFALLS1991 This too, shall pass

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@LuckyStabbinHat I will have one of each

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@johnny_schnitz_ @cinevow I always thought she was taller

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@SterlingWest That sucks, sorry

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@ultra_arcane P

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@OsoBlanc0 Sports is SO good

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@_miasierra Noooooooo

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He can stay

[Mike Baggz @MikeBaggz]

This man has a history of shooting at Black people.

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@Buster_Hyman72 @DanPatrick @KenPaxtonTX @realDonaldTrump Kinda weird that the guy from SportsCenter is out there importing Indians now

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@WardoftheStates @HarmlessYardDog

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@mattbramanti @AFpost Reporters

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@kana1ratte Verbally, in english