Zak Davis

practice safe lunch and use condiments

[Eliot Crist 🏆 @EliotCrist]

I mean… no lies were told by her here

[Happy Mantis Shrimp 🦐 @HappyMantShrimp]

I went to Colorado once.
Got off the plane at Denver, thought, omg, this weather is great, it must be what 70 degrees?
It was 95

[Akron Football @ZipsFB]

Make history and be the lucky season ticket holder to design the opening drive of the home opener when @ZipsFB hosts Robert Morris‼️

🗞️https://t.co/G5aTUlVpzT

#GoZips🦘#MakeTheClimb

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

Unpopular Opinion

Gentle parenting is the worst parenting style on the planet and has raised an entire generation of soft children.

[Ed. @DepressedDETN]

As a non footy watcher I’ve heard Christian Pulisic’s name as a star for years and I ain’t never seen him do a damn thing

[Philip Reichert @PhilipReichert]

We should just leave up all the 250 decorations and flags. The overt patriotism everywhere is refreshing

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Boycotting your country’s 250th birthday because you hate the current President is like refusing to celebrate your own child’s birthday because you despise their father.

[Jake “JBOY” Crain @JakeCrain_]

An open letter to everyone in Seattle:

#usmnt

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

I don’t understand why so many Americans are confused about how offsides works in soccer. It’s easy, if anything exciting happens, that’s offsides.

[Cory Lavalette @corylav]

I asked Jordan Staal if he thought about going out on a high note.

“No. I want another one.”

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

Rod Brind'Amour automatic Hall of Fame.

[Nick Stevens @NickStevensHS]

It must be fun for non-Canes and non-VGK fans to watch this series.

For those of us who have skin in the game though, it's utter torture.

[Tyler “Beaver Basher” O’Connor @BeaverBasher67]

A 9/10 lake house clears a 9/10 beach house, but a 5/10 beach house clears a 5/10 lake house

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Jim Valvano taught us to enjoy life and to cherish every moment.

As we continue this journey, we’re reminded that the Stanley Cup Final is about more than hockey. It’s about people, purpose, sacrifice, and appreciating the moments that bring us together.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I miss real intentional walks. The crowd booing, the .01% chance something weird would happen, the batter giving off “Yeah, I knew you didn’t want any this” vibes. If you want to walk a guy you should at least have to look like pussies for 30 seconds. It was good.

[George Blankenship @Blank_Takes]

No Canes fan should be saying a single thing about the stuff Walker is doing right now.

I have watched the team get absolutely punked by Florida and the Rangers the past three seasons because the team hasnt had anybody willing to do what Walker is trying to do today. Which is FIGHT BACK. I have no problems with the penalties. The pendulum will swing back around eventually and we will get powerplays ourselves.

Its about letting the other team know you arent going to take the bullshit. Props to Walker. Because in the past, we have just laid down and died.

[Patrick T. Brown @PTBwrites]

The Olympics and the Masters are the last two major sporting events that prioritize the aesthetic experience of watching sports instead of monetizing every square inch - no jersey ads or sports betting ad reads - and it looks so clean and pleasant and rewarding as a viewer.

[Craig Custance @CraigCustance]

Look out 2026 Olympics RT @usahockey: USA Hockey's 8 & under membership has reached 100,000 for the first time ever.

[🅆🄸🅃🄲🄷 @witchghast]

I tried a zyn (I have never had nicotine before) and had it in my upper lip for maybe a minute and thirty seconds before spitting it out because I felt like my body was going to spontaneously combust

I thought nicotine was supposed to make you relax what the FUCK was that