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[Zilyfe @zilyfe]

It is the CW... this time, you are guaranteed to see #Walker getting laid!! Although we do miss #ChuckNorris

[larry kwirirayi ✍📔 @kwirirayi]

Y'all seriously remade Walker Texas Ranger? Abomination!!!

[larry kwirirayi ✍📔 @kwirirayi]

Y'all seriously remade Walker Texas Ranger? Abomination!!!

[Dr. Yvonne Maphosa @Yvonne_Maphosa]

Q: Where did you get that money from?

A: From Lula Lula.

Q: Huh? 😳

A: The bank… Lula, you know, Lula?

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

A lot will happen in the next 5 years as political proponents have already started manoeuvring.

Various opposition groupings on their own will achieve nothing unless if they are part of ONE movement that attacks ZANUPF by attracting the traditional ZANUPF supporter.

Nelson Chamisa will remain a factor in 2028, so anything else that doesn’t unite all progressive forces benefits nobody except ZANUPF.

Chamisa and all other progressive groupings must work together otherwise they will continue fishing from the same pond depleting their votes.

Weakening ZANUPF through attracting its supporters is what is lacking, only a United movement will dislodge ZANUPF not various opposition groupings.

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

President Emmerson Mnangagwa of Zimbabwe has been declared the winner of that country’s 2023 presidential election against main opposition leader, Nelson Chamisa.

It means Emmerson Mnangagwa will be president of Zimbabwe for another 5 year term which will end in August 2028.

There will be plenty of time for reflections, but for tonight it is Goodnight.

[Citizens' Coalition for Change @CCCZimbabwe]

🟡BREAKING NEWS: Reports have emerged of police officers being coerced into participating in postal voting while their superiors are present. One officer has confirmed that he has been summoned to report for duty and forced to partake in postal voting against his own will. In response to these alarming accounts, we have dispatched our election team to these locations including the CID offices to investigate these illegal practices. President Nelson Chamisa has emphatically stated that we will not tolerate any postal votes conducted outside the boundaries of the law. Stay tuned for further updates.

[🇿🇼 ZANU PF PATRIOTS 🇿🇼 @zanupf_patriots]

Cde Scott Sakupwanya commits to assist every funeral with a bus, coffin and food‼️

Pedzai 'Scott' Sakupwanya today paid condolences at a funeral in Mabvuku. He has since dispatched his team to assist the family transport and other things. Yesterday the aspiring candidate pledged to assist every funeral with a bus, coffin and food stuffs.

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

Larry Kays promotions has cancelled plans for music shows involving Holy Ten and Enzo Ishall in America after they endorsed ZANUPF and started wearing ZANUPF regalia.

Larry Kays promotes Zimbabwean artists in America.

Like many before them who endorsed corrupt and repressive rule, Holy Ten and his mates will lose out on international gigs as many Zimbabweans abroad hold ZANUPF responsible for their having to leave the country.

Artists like Andy Brown lost their huge followers because of their endorsement and dalliance with ZANUPF.

Playing music at ZANUPF rallies is one thing because it is professional work, endorsing it is a whole different ballgame for many people.

[ERC Africa @ercafrica]

2023 Voters Roll Statistics

- There are 6,619,691 registered voters on the 2023 Voters Roll

- 53.7% of the voters are female voters (a drop of 0.3% from 2018)
- 57.2% of voters in Masvingo are female

- Harare (excl Chitungwiza) has the highest number of voters at 907,752.

[ZBC News @ZBCNewsonline]

Citizens Coalition for Change blueprint anchored on five pillars

WITH just two weeks left before the nation goes to the polls, the Citizens Coalition for Change launched its manifesto in Bulawayo this Tuesday anchored on five pillars which the opposition party claims will see...

[Lynette Karenyi-Kore @KarenyiKore]

Good evening citizens

Allow me to clarify the speculation going on..

The alleged daughter Lynn Karenyi is not my daughter.

Secondly Karenyi is my maiden name and all my 3 children's Last names are Kore and not Karenyi,

Finally, none of my Children are affiliated to ZANUPF in any way.

It is important to note that Zanu PF will stop at nothing to try and distract the citizens as we inch closer towards the August 23 2023 elections.

#AbigWinForEveryone
#ZimbabweForEveryone
#NgaapindeHakeMukomana!

[263Chat.com 🇿🇼 @263Chat]

Aspiring Mabvuku MP Scott Sakupwanya has bought three ambulances for the Mabvuku Poly. He also said he would dispatch doctors who would be on his payroll to treat patients at the clinic for free.

[Star FM @StarfmZimbabwe]

Kasukuwere off Presidential race.

Saviour Kasukuwere's matter, an appeal in disguise says Deputy Chief Justice Elizabeth Gwaunza

Lovedale Mangwana's lawyer spoke to the media after the ruling.

[Prof Jonathan Moyo @ProfJNMoyo]

#ZimElection2013

BETWEEN MANIFESTO IMITATION & MANIFESTO PLAGIARISM

Whereas imitation is said to be the sincerest form of flattery, plagiarism is not; it's IP theft.

It's better not to have an election manifesto, than to have a stolen one, and expect to be elected for it!

[ZimTrade @ZimTradeAlerts]

The Zimbabwe pavilion is a hive of activity at the Zambia Agric & Commercial Show which opened today in Lusaka. Demand for Zim 🇿🇼 products growing in the market, thanks to a long history of high quality

[zimDaily @ZimDaily]

New CCC Advert - courtesy of @thisisitzw

[Vahombe @Vahombe07]

Yesterday, I visited a friend, who is booked at Holiday Inn Harare. Only to find out that EU has booked the entire 4th Floor, turned it into offices & Elections Information Hub. Also, EU has hired all the Toyota Fortuners from Impala Car Rental.

Furthermore, Hotels like Miekles, Bronte, Crown Plaza (Monos), etc, are fully booked with guests from Western Countries & Western Institutions. This got me thinking & I made the following Conclusions:

1. Zimbabwe is very important & valuable to the West than what an ordinary Zimbabwean think.

2. Westerners have more Interests in Zimbabwe than ordinary Zimbabweans themselves.

3. There is more into these upcoming Elections than what meets the eye of an ordinary Zimbabwean citizen.

4. Zimbabweans: Wake Up!!! @KMutisi @ChimhamhaZw @enkudheni @Tinoedzazvimwe1

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

This video has made many people cry after watching it.

It shows a South African man meeting a Zimbabwean trader selling eggs and peanuts in Johannesburg.
She has her baby on the back whilst she trades in the streets of Johannesburg.

The man gave her R800 and asked her to go home with her baby and rest.

She narrated that she looked after her kids and parents back home through selling boiled eggs and roasted peanuts.

These are the stories @nickmangwana that show how much Zimbabweans are suffering and how they have to leave their country to go to South Africa and trade because your Government has failed to run the country through corrupt rule.

I don’t know how bringing people like @PearlThusi and other celebrities will change the view of South Africans on Zimbabwe when South Africans see suffering Zimbabweans daily in their country.

May the man who assisted this woman be blessed abundantly, and may South Africa and its people be blessed for helping millions of suffering Zimbabweans put a meal on the table for their families both in South Africa and Zimbabwe.

This is stuff to RETWEET because it shows how the love of humanity heal the hearts of the suffering.

[Citizens' Coalition for Change @CCCZimbabwe]

🟡VOTERS’ ROLL INSPECTION: The Zimbabwe Electoral Commission has announced the upcoming voters roll inspection period from 26th to 30th May 2023.

In light of this, the Citizens Coalition for Change emphasize the importance of the voters roll inspection for the upcoming 2023 Harmonized Elections, while reiterating the continued need for an accessible, auditable, and credible voters roll.