David F.

Abhorrent. Disgraceful. Full of Blood. Some might say too full.

[David F. @zleuth]

@colinza Groovy, thanks!

[David F. @zleuth]

@colinza howdy! I saw a post of yours from like 18 months ago where you modified an eSun eBox. Looks amazing! Which noctua fan did you use in it?

[David F. @zleuth]

@neilkohney Goddamn nipple-knees on The Ice Breaker.

So hot.

[David F. @zleuth]

@OptimumHelp My upload speeds are running at 15% of advertised (~5Mbps). Is there an outage of some kind? Downstream unaffected.

[David F. @zleuth]

@fossil hey guys, while looking for another fossil watch(currently using commuter smoke), I noticed one of the hybrid watches pictured has a weird gap in the case. Bottom knurled face.

[David F. @zleuth]

@BG_Foods How does one recycle the plastic packaging for the Ortega taco shells? What kind of material is "other"?

[David F. @zleuth]

@OptimumHelp automatic Callback system isn't working. How do I speak to someone? "More than 45 minutes" isn't an acceptable, or even real window of time.

[David F. @zleuth]

@Oatmeal Matthew with the topical no-toilette-paper joke here.

[David F. @zleuth]

@mike_The_Liar @ZachWeiner Not so much dizzying as dizziness.

[David F. @zleuth]

Like gaslighting everyone this side of flat Earth so they can finish colonizing the other side before anyone notices?

[David F. @zleuth]

Hey @FoodNetwork , is the black, viscous, sticky, oily grease that's dripping from my spatula safe to eat?

[David F. @zleuth]

I'm plugging along for 2 years now with 4 year old technology. #poormansPC

[Micro Center @microcenter]

The XC Black Gaming #GeForce #RTX2060 by @TEAMEVGA takes you to incredible new levels of #pcgaming realism & immersion. Like, retweet & let us know when was the last time you upgraded your #videocard for your chance to #WIN one. https://t.co/I0xSNraQAD #pcmasterrace

[David F. @zleuth]

@microcenter I took a glance at the #MCPartsMadness build, and the B450 Elite board has two M.2 connectors. The only reasonable solution is twin Samsung 970 EVO+ V-NAND's. Hey, look! You've got a few of those just hanging around, collecting dust! https://t.co/J650yzouK1

[David F. @zleuth]

@ZWave Which none is right for my Smart Home?
Seriously though, I'm trying to figure out how to get 2 lamps to turn on from one switch.

[David F. @zleuth]

@JhonenV The specificity of your porn is impressive. The " 'B' characters from sci-fi scat fantasy" gives me a confused boner. Live long and prostate.

[David F. @zleuth]

@VassarRoad PAP night is the 7th according to the website, but the 8th according to the welcome packet.

[David F. @zleuth]

@Choicehotels my daughter found an engagement ring at the bottom of the pool at the Comfort Inn near Burke Mt. Leaving at the front desk.

[David F. @zleuth]

@JhonenV Oh yes, don't stop. Get some of that ketchup from that packet someone stepped on... Mmm...

[David F. @zleuth]

#gofccyourself https://t.co/GgItCydUfP