zoe

I got my ass kicked in White Town, USA once (honestly fortunate it hasn’t happened more). Venmo: zoeb27 she/her

[zoe @zoe]

Also, I want my one hour WiFi pass to reset.

[zoe @zoe]

This @AlaskaAir pilot referring to San Francisco as “San Fran,” is absolutely infuriating. Why are we letting this fool into (close to) our city? Also, stuck on a runway in LAS and this airline has absolutely fallen off.

[zoe @zoe]

Lea Michele absolutely did NOT deserve a nomination and you’re silly if you think she did. She was quite bad.

[zoe @zoe]

Two Robbies and Tim all wore the exact same outfit at Fan Fest, but Robbie Earle is eating these two alive with that double breasted suit this morning. 👌😍 #MyPLMorning

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

[zoe @zoe]

Not sure who @Xfinity is hiring, but how is a truck going to pull out in front of me on Agnew Road in Santa Clara at 12:31pm and then flip ME off when I honk at him to let him know he’s made me SLAM on my breaks? And I’m juts driving my 82yo mom home from hospital. Ridiculous.

[zoe @zoe]

The @kimpton theta is great, but the hospitality (outside of the front desk) is so poor I can’t get a real rating on this place.

[zoe @zoe]

@JetBlue Nah. This isn’t a snitch post. I was impressed, but I can see how that wouldn’t go over the same for you. Thanks for the reply though.

[zoe @zoe]

Flight attendant on this @JetBlue flight is a real See You Next Tuesday and I am cackling. Rude as hell. To be fair, the passenger IS an idiot.

[zoe @zoe]

And they just disconnected my phone call. Cool. Cool.

[zoe @zoe]

So @AmericanAir won’t let me chat online to get my cancelled flight rebooked and won’t answer phones OR responds to DMs here. A mess.

[zoe @zoe]

Two families have left. One after their teen had a strong reaction. One when their small child started screaming over the rest of the noise. Wild scene out here.

[zoe @zoe]

This @calpizzakitchen at LAX Terminal 6 is an absolute sensory nightmare. They’ve got some new age (I think) music blaring in the dining area, but the kitchen has something on twice as loud. And the TVs are playing an extra bloody episode of Bones. This is nuts.

[zoe @zoe]

Okay, great. Phone call today saying order is ready. Show up to a, “let me see if that’s in stock.” What? It was in stock, but I can assure you, I’m not waiting another 30 minutes for you to move it to a bottle with my name on it. The incompetence is astounding.

[zoe @zoe]

I don’t know if it’s just MY @walgreens (on pruneridge and Winchester) or all of them, but the pharmacy is terrible. 0/4 in prescriptions ready in time. The latest? Placed online refill - confirmed. Showed the next day - we don’t have that in stock, we’ll have to order it.

[zoe @zoe]

“I need to do something lighter. Something that my stomach can handle.” And then poured and shot a double Jameson. These people are nuts. #drunj

[zoe @zoe]

I swear @AlaskaAir has fallen off. Or their service in California is just poor compared to Washington. Delayed flight. Notified 40 minutes AFTER it was scheduled to depart. Everyone offering a different reason for the delay. Crew? Plane? A mess.

[zoe @zoe]

@Edubya @aaronh Hope the puppy has sharp teeth.

[zoe @zoe]

Bought a loveseat @IKEAUSA on Sunday. It was mislabeled (wrong color) and it came with two left arms. So, unusable. Called customer service and they processed a new order for delivery. Should have arrived today. Went in to check on status. CANCELLED. Contacted them again.

[zoe @zoe]

@Edubya @IKEAUSA Forgot I had to go private for a minute…

[zoe @zoe]

Bought a loveseat @IKEAUSA on Sunday. It was mislabeled (wrong color) and it came with two left arms. So, unusable. Called customer service and they processed a new order for delivery. Should have arrived today. Went in to check on status. CANCELLED. Contacted them again.