Zoë Coffey

@TheSun Tweets, thoughts and views are my own.

[Zoë Coffey @zoecappuccinoo]

@wembleystadium are orthopedic walking boots allowed in the standing area at concerts?

[Zoë Coffey @zoecappuccinoo]

@wembleystadium Due to a recent accident, one of your Coldplay attendees on Monday (standing ticket) has a boot on. Online it says he cannot enter but your customer service team says he can. Could you confirm? He doesn’t want to come all to way down there and be turned away.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

If facts hurt your feelings, you need new feelings, not new facts.

[Zoë Coffey @zoecappuccinoo]

@pizzahutuk

[Zoë Coffey @zoecappuccinoo]

Shame on you @pizzahut
This is what ‘a portion of chips’ looks like these days. Are times really that hard??

[Zoë Coffey @zoecappuccinoo]

Shame on you @pizzahut
This is what ‘a portion of chips’ looks like these days. Are times really that hard??

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Bit blowy.

[Zoë Coffey @zoecappuccinoo]

@TfL what’s the status on Elizabeth Line trains departing Brentwood please?

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Normal service is resumed.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Your thoughts when your guest states their sugar in tea preference:

No sugar
Ooh, very grown up. It’s almost a bit smug but I respect it (especially if I take it the same way).

Half a sugar
Okay, a tiny bit of sweeteness to take the edge off. Quite hard for me to accurately measure but fair enough. Seems pointless, though.

1 sugar
I bet you used to have more and are trying to work back to no sugar.

1 and a half sugars
How silly. You probably have a very fussy coffee order too.

2 sugars
Ooh, sweet tooth, eh? Well it’s your life, you little hedonistic.

3 sugars
That’s too many sugars, really, isn’t it? I’m only giving you 2 and a bit because I find this a little uncomfortable.

4+ sugars
Are you okay?

[Zoë Coffey @zoecappuccinoo]

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[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Beaming with pride, grandmother Queen Elizabeth watches Prince William graduate from St. Andrew's

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Wish they’d do this these days.

[West Ham United @WestHam]

A message from Pablo to you ⚒️❤️

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Declan Rice going into the West Ham dressing room at full time

[West Ham United @WestHam]

Always a pleasure, north London 😘

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

During the Changing of the Guard this morning, officers noticed a child at the front getting upset because of the large crowd.

To help calm him down, officers invited him over the barrier to have a closer view of the ceremony.

[Royal News Network @RNN_RoyalNews]

A little brother doing little brother things!! Prince Louis blows out Princess Charlotte’s candle!😂

[Zoë Coffey @zoecappuccinoo]

https://t.co/gciu9oRhKz

[West Ham United @WestHam]

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