Zoë Conger

pro fly killer

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God damnit I’m accidentally drunk off wine again

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I just impulse bought the full band hero kit for the wii

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Blackboard is obsessed with me

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@AydanJane This is everything

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Me to myself: literally just stop worrying about everything
My brain:

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@AydanJane wine >>> everything else

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I love wine on an empty stomach because 3 drinks in and you’re ready to rumble

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@OhDearRegina Gotta love that ever clear

[James @CaucasianJames]

at what age will i stop wanting this shit

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@Hello_Ponds I guess that would be still living out the song 😂

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Well my dream of living out the “Christmas Wrapping” love story didn’t happen

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@AydanJane I was supposed to meet him in line at the super market on Christmas Eve cause we both forgot cranberries!

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@AydanJane Can’t wait to reap those marriage benefits

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@AydanJane Oh I’m flattered

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Don’t mind me just playing sad 80s love songs and pretending I’m the character in the movie that didn’t get asked to the prom by the hot jock

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Getting emotional thinking about what my cats looked like as kittens

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@shaney_e I’m such a dumb idiot

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Update. Go Cougs!

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So I had to reapply to WSU (TO FINISH 6 CREDITS) because I was inactive for one semester (I’m having a lot of fun this year) and it has been 3 weeks and I have not been accepted. I swear to God I will become a Huskies fan if things don’t turn around soon.

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@littlecletus Same

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@Hello_Ponds Thank the lord someone does 😭❤️