Zoe

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[Zoe @zoemae_0]

nobody talk to me.

[Zoe @zoemae_0]

I went to a historically women’s college and people got SA’d at parties. There is simply no way that is true.

[Nick @BigBicNick]

Every sexual assault story I’ve seen on here happened in a frat house and I do have to say, the school I went to was an art school with no frat culture and no one was SA’d at my college. We had huge parties in our apartment building that would go until the sun came up too

[ak ౨ৎ 🪩 SELL ME HARRYWEEN @rapunzelrry]

and i better not be seeing yall in the showgirl tour ticketmaster queue and im being serious

[ver0nica @soitfuckingoes]

i will not accept any "personal opinions", "criticisms" or "honest reviews" after the release. this is not a democracy, this is a cult. any negative thought, keep it to yourself or save it for your therapist.

[jess @enchantedjess13]

i love cleveland! bc im pure of heart and full of whimsy. sorry to you if you don’t get it

[Zoe @zoemae_0]

The concept of a PWHL all star game that does not involve Marie-Philip Poulin

[PWHL @thepwhlofficial]

IT'S OFFICIAL ⭐️ PWHL ALL-STAR IS COMING TO TORONTO IN 2027!

Learn more at the link below!
✨ https://t.co/L44SkL44PP

[Capital Weather @capitalweather]

It's DC's last day with an average high of 80 until May! https://t.co/LjegGJuxOB

[aj @pessimisticoomf]

i feel like a dog and my owner just soft launched that he’s putting me down tomorrow by giving me chocolate

[Zoe @zoemae_0]

Olympic sport pitch: trying to scold your cat for scratching furniture but you’re easily influenced so you’re too sore from solidcore to sit up in bed and you have mouth tape on over your night guard so yelling is also not an option

[Zoe @zoemae_0]

no thanks!

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Lake Ontario is renamed to LAKE AMERICA! 🇺🇸

[Charlotte Lee @cljack]

they should let a randomly selected Maryland driver compete in the main race just so everyone else can see what we’re dealing with

[Zoe @zoemae_0]

If Mamdani is a serious progressive his staff should be spending their lunches trading reading notes on the bell jar and gender trouble. No more of this “pop culture” and “sports” nonsense

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

A strange development at city hall: a democratic politician has straight male staffers who watch sports instead of drag race. More on this investigation at 11.

[Zoe @zoemae_0]

Practicing exposure therapy (I went to Michael���s without my headphones and a man I do not know tried to speak to me)

[Matt Slotnick @matt_slotnick]

the most confusing part of the odyssey is how this took 10 years

[Zoe @zoemae_0]

I cannot believe that he would do this to me.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Godlight tonight queen?

[❤️‍🔥Natalya❤️‍🔥 @youremyloverr]

This is how I’m treating Taywedding

[Maoist Cowboy @antiwarlesbian]

re-contextualizing the last week of Victoire trade announcement, and realizing I was the beloved family dog who was all of a sudden given juicy steak to eat on the couch

[tea @pigeontisms]

wow, i can’t believe we signed both maltais and eldridge!!! i was then Shot 57 times.

[izzy @lizj3nnings]

victoire s4 all gonna be documented on emma maltais’ tiktok