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i’m not dead i only dress that way

[🦇 la exploradora 🕸️ @Missy_dee811]

Bro that World Cup changed Kansas forever. These people spent weeks partying with Algerians

[It's interesting, the tweets @ThankYouNewJoe]

They're replacing the Ten Commandments in Texas classrooms with the terms and conditions of Grindr

[paige @BonerWizard]

not now sweetie, mommy's busy liking untoward jokes about Greg Abbott's wheelchair on twitter

[molly @angelinrealtime]

flirting with guys via text is so hard because some of them don’t appreciate my Lyndon B. Johnson iMessage stickers

[fechu @dealtinsilver]

White people when you turn on LCD Soundsystem

[Janus Films @janusfilms]

I hope everyone’s ready to get bi.

[corb @awshuqs]

and if a double-decker bus crushed my dick and nuts

[♡madam sandler♡ @VlRTUALBOY]

I need Lena to fucking bring it. This better be Twin Peaks The Return level gut wrenching cuntness. I need it to be so good that I Love LA is immediately cancelled.

["blue" jeane tyranny @byronicshawty]

drunk as fuck trying to reconnect my library card to my kanopy account

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

there’s a dead lizard in my bank account

[Hannah 🦢 @haphazardlyyyyy]

you’re kidding

[Julian Casablancas @Casablancas_J]

I'm always embarrassed that i kinda like everything at urban outfitter

[NASA @NASA]

Liftoff.

The Artemis II mission launched from @NASAKennedy at 6:35pm ET (2235 UTC), propelling four astronauts on a journey around the Moon.

Artemis II will pave the way for future Moon landings, as well as the next giant leap — astronauts on Mars.

[SPANE @SperrysandNikes]

Imagine drunk driving this

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Y 2 Ma Ma 2bien

[our band could be your wife @grace_roso]

White people be like I’m seeing Wilco with my parents tonight