zungies

my mother says I’m very talented

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Coworkers have started calling me “The Goblin King” at the office, so yeah you can say I’m doing pretty well

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@sypypicks @Lakers they gotta feed rui, he's hot rn

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@B_Rogers11 he shooting for kaka rn

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Why isn’t “druggling” a word. It’s got all the good bits to be a good one.

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This is ridiculous. Monkey pox?
What’s next, chickens?

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Unga bunga

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Gonna have margaritas at my funeral. Super chill.

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MOVIE TITLE IDEAS (WIP):
Mr. Greasy
The Big Stink
Mrs. Stinky
The Rash
Buh Buh Blacksheep
Hot Dog King
…I Hardly Know Her!

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God LA is so much nicer now that everyone shiddy is gone for Coachella

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They should make an ice cold beer but for your ass

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I want a tattoo sleeve of baked beans.

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I want garlic flavored gum.

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Do you think twitter will ever make a feature where I can hire some goons? I’d take some cronies, even.

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I keep getting access to photoshop and I don’t feel safe anymore

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I fucking HATE malarkey.

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Fuck it, gonna start a new life and change my name to “Mr. Greasy”

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@mckennerd This is a bold faced lie. Liar.

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Party rocking was indeed in the house tonight

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@susBENded Scarlet letter who ?

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@itsgracejones I accidentally clicked one but I think you should go with this instead