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[ktu (◕ᴥ◕し) @zoobies]

@Friendswithyou Hi friend! I met you once before you moved to LA at this lovely going away party with Jen! Amateur as heck bht here's some old work of mine I still kinda like. 🤓

[ktu (◕ᴥ◕し) @zoobies]

I need it to stop please

[ktu (◕ᴥ◕し) @zoobies]

I have old notes in my drawers and messages everywhere on my old technologies. An older gentleman I used to talk to told me when I was 25, "wait til you are 29-33, your body is going to start screaming at you to get pregnant" and welp I'm here please spare me body!!!! Stop!!!!

[ktu (◕ᴥ◕し) @zoobies]

@BeeBabs Wow this is a lot to think about

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

this is literally the gayest possible thing you could do in this situation

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

*Major scandal in Japan*

A junior high principal was caught paying for $0.75 coffee while pouring himself $1.25 coffee at the self-service machine. The principal was arrested and fired, lost his teaching license and retirement pay.

We’re not the only country with crime problems

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Former career US diplomat admits secretly spying for Cuban intelligence for decades https://t.co/TguSQ3RKbI

[𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓯𝓲𝓻𝓮 @angelfir_e]

I think I need more tattoos

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Jimmy Butler says ‘Playoff Jimmy’ is ‘just different’

"You mean how can I turn into the greatest basketball player in the world all of a sudden? I don't know, man. I'm just different. I think this is when you're supposed to be playing your best basketball and you have to find a way to get your team to win these games when you're talking about the playoffs coming around. But even right now, you're getting everybody into their roles. You're getting in a rhythm. And with my music, I'm getting in my rhythm. Speaking for myself and everybody else in this locker room, we want to win. That's our focus."

(Via https://t.co/t0McqEzP34)

[ktu (◕ᴥ◕し) @zoobies]

@AP uh...

[ktu (◕ᴥ◕し) @zoobies]

I can't believe people really watched that random person's thousand part TikTok story about being irl catfished

[ktu (◕ᴥ◕し) @zoobies]

Something about this week has felt funky

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Richard Lewis, the comedian known for his stream-of-consciousness act and ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ role, dies at 76. https://t.co/hLN53XLmFD

[Stephen X @Stephenesque]

I’m howling at this

[Nate Igor Smith @drivenbyboredom]

I one of my last “only in New York” moments as a New Yorker I watched two people pick up a dozen packets of bacon for someone who dropped them. He then paid them for their kindness in free street bacon.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

A vote for Donald Trump is a vote for a national abortion ban. Pass it on.

[JennyCohn ✍🏻 📢 @jennycohn1]

I’ll say it again. They are coming for birth control. The Family Research Council is an official partner of Project 2025. Its president is Southern Baptist Tony Perkins, the immediate past president of the Council for National Policy (the Christian Right’s mothership). 1/

[carriebradziwill @carriebradwh0re]

Thinking about this comment Joe Exotic left on Machine Gun Kelly’s Instagram

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

Crazy story: guy kills himself and his heart goes to another guy, the second guy writes to the family, eventually marries the widow of the first guy, and then also kills himself

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

I feel like we’re not talking enough about the fact that the Alabama Supreme Court quoted the Bible and cited the “wrath of God” as their legal reasoning for why frozen embryos are in fact “children.”